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    TWL-B Week 3 : Hot or Not
    Written by voth

    This week in TWLB cleared up some questions in the league. First, Pirates defeated Mainliner rather easily, some would say solidifying themselves as currently the #3 team in TWLB. Thunder and Disoblige both continued their successful season with wins over Penetrate and BasingCrew, respectively. And finally, Spastic showed great signs of life with an impressive win over the defending champs.

    Voth's HOT pick of the week: M_M God
    M_M God excelled today in javelin against one of TWLB's most talented teams, Mainliner. He finished the game 71-39 with 7 TeKs on the day. Considering he was facing two formidable sharks (cranium and MirrorriM), and an always tough Mainliner spider core, those statistics drive home his status as one of the top javelins in TWLB this season. Good game buddy, keep up the good work.

    Honorable Mention: Pirates, as a team, beat one of the league's most talented teams, Mainliner, 15-3. From their nearly flawless terring by zizu, to their dominating sharking by Mattey and Dwopple, to their scrappy and extremely efficient spider core, and finally that always dangerous javelin M_M god, Pirates clicked today to pickup a huge win. These two teams were widely considered the #3 and #4 seeds in TWLB, but it wasn't clear who took which slot until Pirates rather handily cleared up any confusion. Nice game boys. Da1andonly (83-50 with 4 TeKs in javelin), Nimbostratus (133-56, 1 TeK, and MVP in spider), Royst (156-86, 1 TeK in spider), zeebu (126-74, 4 TeKs in spider) all had excellent games for their teams. One other notable mention is that Spastic would not have won their game would it of not been for excellent spidering by their 4 spiders: Solace, Jamal, Anidalife, and Anon. Excellent game for spastic's spiders, hanging in there and prevailing over the defending champs. Then again, spiders are important, but without excellent sharking, good spiders are easily beatable, so props to PH and Stabwound for a solid game, and to Pure_Luck for a solid job in the red ship.

    Voth's NOT pick of the week: Penetrate
    Well, today was a rather interesting day in the Trenches for Penetrate. They came out very strong against a recently impressive Thunder team, fighting their way to a 12-5 lead. But alas, all good playing must come to an end, right fellas? What a tragedy this was. Considering neither team held a cram longer than approximately 30 seconds, this game was essentially one huge FR battle. So just how badly did Penetrate get dominated in the second half of this game? Thunder was able to secure a full 10 minutes, before Penetrate could even notch the final 3 minutes to win the game. And it's not as if Penetrate was held in mid by a iron curtain Thunder cram, they were in the flagroom, just couldn't seem to get in sync and work as a team to achieve and hold the flag. I'd just like to congratulate my squad on pulling off one of the ugliest chokes I've personally witnessed in my time playing this game, and in a TWLB game of all times! Clap clap.

    Dishonorable Mention: Boo Mainliner! Boo! I had money on you to take the win against Pirates, but I guess until your players start getting serious and showing up to games, you're going to continue to have a rough time of it. I'm not really sure why you guys feel you've earned "veteran" status and can lolly-gag through regular season like Dice does. At least they have won something, you guys are just a bunch of chokers who can't seem to win when it counts. BasingCrew, please dissolve mid-TWL again so we can let Brainwave in and get some fight out of a squad instead of the garbage we witness with you guys every week. Finally, what would one of my articles be without throwing in a nice little bash of Dice? You guys are too cool for skool apparently, and don't think it's really necessary to show up in regular season. Then again, you're not really getting any experience against the current teams, and I think in the season that you have the most competition, the arrogance of you, champs, will get the best of you.
    Last edited by Voth; 01-12-2009, 12:12 AM.
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  • #2
    Voth do you even watch games you write about?
    FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn.

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    • #3
      I truly wish I could watch more of them, but it doesn't work out that I can watch them all, because recently three of them have been scheduled in one time slot, which also happens to be the same time slot my own squad is playing in. Unfortunately, my responsibilities to my squad outweigh my responsibilities to watch games and produce articles for shitheads like you, so I have to go on my knowledge of the teams and statistics for the games I miss.
      7:Warcraft> Why don't white people hit their kids anymore?


      Duel Pasta> great
      Duel Pasta> I spilled juice on my face


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      • #4
        Originally posted by Zyclon View Post
        Voth do you even watch games you write about?
        I'm going to go with no, because apparently we "held on" during our match (which implies that we weren't in control of the match).
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Summa View Post
          I'm going to go with no, because apparently we "held on" during our match (which implies that we weren't in control of the match).
          Where did I say you guys "held on"? I don't see that phrase anywhere. You guys were definitely in control of the match. I did say "hanging in there," for which I implied that it's tough for ANY spiders to hang in and play well against spiders like cripple and megaman89. It was a compliment, so before you start putting words in my mouth, you might want to sharpen up on your reading comprehension skills.
          7:Warcraft> Why don't white people hit their kids anymore?


          Duel Pasta> great
          Duel Pasta> I spilled juice on my face


          Tower> NATIONAL WEED YOUR GARDEN DAY


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          TWLJ Champion Season 11
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          • #6
            re

            wasn't a choke voth, we just decided to put in starters.
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            • #7
              just so there's no confusion here: solace won the game for spastic. nobody else.
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              • #8
                I think it was more of our spiders losing it then ur spiders winning it. After megaman89 and cripple we had a huge falloff in spider. We simply got ran over in the flagroom battles even when u had a jav... That said i think it was the best showing by us so far, and we did come back at the end once we put confluence in shark like i recommended from the start fu eggy xD

                I have done alot of shit talkin for dice this offseason, but i think now even i cant brag about us as a team, we plain out suck atm, but i think we will be there for playoffs and then anything can happen...


                ALso i think Either dice or mainliner will win LB.. Even with mainliner losing i still place them as the favorite atm with us struggling.. They only need to make playoffs, once Tim is back they'll run over these squads they r strugglin vs now.
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                • #9
                  i dont know what these ppl are talking about but i think voth writes great articles

                  he has the decency to put his squad in the NOT section when they deserve it
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Cig Smoke View Post
                    I think it was more of our spiders losing it then ur spiders winning it. After megaman89 and cripple we had a huge falloff in spider. We simply got ran over in the flagroom battles even when u had a jav... That said i think it was the best showing by us so far, and we did come back at the end once we put confluence in shark like i recommended from the start fu eggy xD

                    I have done alot of shit talkin for dice this offseason, but i think now even i cant brag about us as a team, we plain out suck atm, but i think we will be there for playoffs and then anything can happen...


                    ALso i think Either dice or mainliner will win LB.. Even with mainliner losing i still place them as the favorite atm with us struggling.. They only need to make playoffs, once Tim is back they'll run over these squads they r strugglin vs now.
                    dont think Tim is what he 'used' to be....and he never will be again. i mean....not to bash you ciggy, honestly not, this is just an example....you had a 2.6 rpd today (i didnt watch the game just goin off the stats) this clearly shows that even the oldest and greatest vets got tons of rust without practice....
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dwopple View Post
                      dont think Tim is what he 'used' to be....and he never will be again. i mean....not to bash you ciggy, honestly not, this is just an example....you had a 2.6 rpd today (i didnt watch the game just goin off the stats) this clearly shows that even the oldest and greatest vets got tons of rust without practice....
                      first time dwop said sumthing that wasnt total bs.
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                      • #12
                        I quit subspace.
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                        • #13
                          Meh basing-crew didn't do that bad, they started with a great 6minute to 0 lead. Just after we held a 10min cram they kinda lost it ^^
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                          • #14
                            losing to league leader with 27 seconds earns a not of the week?

                            fascinating!!!!!

                            my not of the week would be trouper.
                            Not only is he the cap of bc but he is also considered to be a top spider in this game but against his former squad and friends he only managed to get a horrible 59-80 rec. love him but that rec is shitty no matter how you look at it!
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Mantra-Slider View Post
                              losing to league leader with 27 seconds earns a not of the week?

                              fascinating!!!!!

                              my not of the week would be trouper.
                              Not only is he the cap of bc but he is also considered to be a top spider in this game but against his former squad and friends he only managed to get a horrible 59-80 rec. love him but that rec is shitty no matter how you look at it!
                              wow, no offense, but selling you and buying Spikey was a good move troup :P should of listened to bram and bought nimbo too. dangzit.
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