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    courtesy of minotar

    twlb season 15 overview


    season 15 looks to be an extremely competitive one with many top notch squads with plenty of experience. Expect a lot of upsets and real tight for the last couple of playoff spots.



    Sage
    terriers – diakka, mikkiz, vehicle
    sharks – menelvagor, mattey, apocalypse wow!
    Spiders – hypocrit, gazo, spikey, m_m god, glavitik, superstar-prokiller, squallff8, hellkite
    mix a bunch of eurolag with the virtuosus core and you get sage, separately these two groups usually have strong lb showings with consistent playoff appearances. Not a whole lot of weakness here diakka or mikkiz should be able to handle terring, mattey and mene both play a solid shark, and whole lot of spids that can get the job done. Spikey and m_m god can also special to add another element to their lineups. These guys are top contenders for the title this year.

    Dice
    terriers – blahhy., chief utsav, cape
    sharks – a2m, ciggy, dwopple, tabarnak!!!
    Spiders – cripple, stayon, megaman89, necromotic, mikes, sphinx, nokkonen, poxy
    these guys are seasoned vets, with cripple, stayon (if lag isnt an issue), and mm89 leading the spid assault, a2m, ciggy, dwop and tab are all solid sharks, with a nice combination of defensive play and aggressive mining, they should all be interchangeable throughout the season, the only ship that does not field all-star caliber players is terr, blahhy., chief and cape can all play terr and as long as they can play passively and stay out of harms way they should be fine. Look for dice to make a run at another championship.

    Anti-scrub
    terriers – brookus
    sharks – downfall, ephemeral, omega red, teh super
    spiders – teh super, epic li, sprained, solacer, idk&idc, omega red, nao, sulla
    bunch of old school basers led back for another season, brookus will likely be terring, with downfall and ephemeral as sharks, not a whole lot of spid depth though. Look for teh super and solacer to be doing most of the carrying for the spids. As long as brookus doesnt emo out midgame versus the lower tier squads these guys should be in a dogfight for the last playoff spot.

    Penetrate
    terriers – cintra, fermata, wingzero
    sharks – veloce, fermata, plenty o’toole, davy
    spiders – trasher, outshined, davy, royst, zhou, turmio, temporary, tsumetai, pavement
    last seasons lb winners hasn’t really changed their look too much, with cintra returning to terr another season, veloce and fermata have proven to be a strong sharking pair, and a spider lineup with a lot of depth, led by trasher, outshined and davy. Strong under play from zhou and turmio will likely attribute to penes strong flagroom play. Look for these guys to be in contention for another championship this season.

    Pandora
    terriers – tim, sleazy
    sharks – vatican assassin, sweater, sleazy, remezetti
    spiders – renzi, sarger, baffling, pardon, zung, dsin, leitz, sleazy
    this is not the same pandora squad seen last year in the finals, with less depth at all positions. Tim will likely see a lot of playing time at terr, with a strong combination of vati and sweater in shark backing him up. Aggressive pushing from renzi, sarger, zung and leitz along with vati and sweater mining all over the place will be enough for these guys to make a strong showing in the playoffs.

    Thunder
    terriers – maketso, burnt, mythril
    sharks – mythril, violence, hulk, ease
    spiders –teemo, ro, ease, hulk, burnt, struck, confluence, fludd, raples, saetep
    thunder is back for another lb season, though they never seem to be recognized as a top tier basing squad. Burnt should probably start in terr, he can really play defensive and keep his team in flagroom battles. Their sharks seem to be a little suspect, since myth and viop have been second options on their past squads and hulk and ease would be better served in spid. Teemo can either jav or spid being effective in both and ro, ease and hulk will hold it down in spid. These guys are good enough to upset any of the top squads and will probably be seen in playoffs.

    Spastic
    terriers –pure_luck, schope norris, jamal
    sharks – meddi, the_paul, stabwound, schope norris
    spiders – anidalife, jamal, usoi, rucci, public assassin, schope norris, humid, ri$e again$t
    with the right players showing spastic can show a really strong line. As much as people rag on pure_luck for playing a bad terr he can play it well enough to no blow games, meddi and the_paul can both definitely shark, but if stab shows for games look for him take a starting spot. Jamal will be lead spid, with solid backup from rucci, pub ass, and schope, and anidalife holding down under. These guys can be dangerous and will look to squeeze into the playoffs.

    Paladen
    terriers – jessup, murder
    sharks – duclover, shock, burg
    spiders – murder, frank the tank!, shock, tomas hakke, coroner, claushouse, producer, eradicate
    paladen seems to be a little out of place in lb, with not a whole lot of basers that know what they’re doing. Jessup will try his hand at terr. Duclover and burg seem to be the strongest two sharks on paladen so hopefully they show. Murder, frank the tank! And tomas will probably be doing most of the leading in spid. 8v8 is a lot different than 5v5 guys get some practice in before season starts or you guys will probably struggle winning a game.

    Disoblige
    terriers – thix, wax, endangered
    sharks – burzum, wax, bonghits, depress
    spiders – cyclone, campion, endangered, jerome, j.po, remu, paralyze, zazu, wax
    disoblige is back showing a lineup that probably wont include many of their familiar faces. Thix can be successful in terr if he doesnt try to be a hero, burzum hasnt really been active so bonghits and depress will probably start in shark, and a mix and match of spids that end up showing from game to game. Cyclone, j.po and wax will try to carry the spids. With the right people showing diso can fall somewhere in the bottom in the middle tier squads. A couple of upsets and these guys could potentially make the playoffs.

    Thanks to the one game playoff, only one of the two following squads will actually be in twlb

    hit
    terriers – void ray, heisman
    sharks – heisman, void ray, siaxis, redaz
    spiders – 1.337, skatarius, void ray, qwas, erias, disney, brokenfist, bender rodriguez
    after the departure of several decent basers, royst, jeenyuss and pavement hit has been reduced to only a few basers that have the ability to compete. Void will likely do the terring, even though he would have been one of the top sharks or spids in this lineup. Shark depth is a little concerning as heis, siaxis and red arent known for their sharking. The spid lineup will be led by 1.337 with not a ton of recognizable spids following him. If brokenfist shows he can wb and will greatly help the fighters.

    Sweet
    terriers – tiduz, eelam, riverside
    sharks – not in game, marge, riverside, eelam
    spiders – caos, eelam, seismic, ricko, engineers, sal, jones, dsb
    sweet was going to left out of lb, but due to the appeal we will be seeing them this weekend against hit for the final spot. Im not sure how much experience tiduz has in terr but he will likely be the starting terr for sweet this season. Any combination of not in game, marge and riverside will probably shark, but if they struggle look for eelam to shark. They have some half decent spids with eelam, caos, and jones who can carry but thats about it. If sweet shows a decent line against hit they should win fairly easily but will need a bunch of strong performances during the season to make the playoffs.

  • #2
    COURTESY OF THE_PAUL

    This should be an interesting year, hopefully one of the most competitive years in recent memory. We've got some interesting lines and some intriguing match ups, so without further ado, lets see our squads that will be competing this year.

    Sage
    I think it is safe to say that Sage was the most volatile squad of the offseason. You start off with 2 terrs that average like 6 fucking bursts a game (diakka and vehicle) and add in the laggy virt spids and you have an instant lightning rod squad. Virtuosus was known for being a bunch of laggy queers years ago, and since then the Superqueers (menel and company) have thought it would be a good idea to move in together so they can lagout simultaneously. Sage will make a playoff appearance but will be thwarted when the Fab 4's house is DDoS'd and sage loses half of their starting line.
    TWLM should have an extra betting option for this year, something like: "Which number will be higher: number of times the Superqueers simultaneously 'spike' per game, or the number of squads Mattey will hope between before hard lock". I think it's a pretty valid question, Ardour see if you can whip something like this up.

    Dice
    I'd say Dice is still the favorite to win it this year despite what anyone thinks, but this is only if their sharks show up. Nothing needs to be said about the rest of their line, but if at any point in the season you feel like it will be a good idea to give TABARNAK!! any playing time at all, you can kiss your LB chances good bye. Tabarnak is as bad at sharking as he is at having any personality at all, so avoid playing him at all. Give his spot to LF instead )

    Anti-Scrub
    You have to respect A-S for sticking around and staying active, however I don't really think they will have much impact on this league this year. Ephemeral once said on chat that he keeps sticky notes on his monitor, and that he stops what he's doing during FR fights to line up his sticky notes for the best angle to use mines. This guy is your starting shark. This about sums up everything that needs to be said about A-S.

    Penetrate
    Another squad that has to be contender to win it all, penetrate is a compilation of some of the nerdiest players in subspace, and that is their biggest strength. Cintra's brazillian lag and retard strength carried Penetrate at times last year, but this guy has been playing like shit ever since then. I don't know if he lost 2 of his remaining 6 brain cells or if his connection got better and ruined the only thing he had going for him, but this guy is just Acidbomber v 2.0 now. Porkjet is amazing and might be a better, more dependable option in terr.
    PS penetrate isn't playing their first LB game for 4 days, do any of them honestly think Shayde is going to stay on the squad for such a long period of time?

    Pandora
    2 weeks ago Pandora was my pick to win it all. However, PH's (empty?) threats of not playing this season could completely change Pandora's chances of finally winning this league. Pandora also is not very deep in shark, considering they are probably down to like 14 members at the time of this writing. Another worrying factor is Tim. Since I'm not on pandora I can talk all the shit I want, renzi you can make excuses all you want about how good he usually is, but right now tim is fucking worthless. You know brookus used to be good too, but no one expects him to make some miraculous comeback to what he used to be, so I don't know why you're still holding onto hope that Tim will suddenly pull his head out of his ass and find 2 brain cells to rub together and let you guys do your jobs without suiciding. If tim continues his trend of worthless play, look for renzi and vati to try to upgrade to a better terr right before hard lock (claushouse comes to mind).

    Thunder
    An interesting combination of a bunch of players who are good in other leagues (or no leagues at all, like hulk) coming together to form a solid basing line. Ease and company are all solid basers, and I notice Turban is not listed in your list of top 3 terrs, which is a relief. Thunder's biggest WB pickup, Mythril, could end up being their biggest pickup in basing as well, as mythril has finals experience and adds some much needed depth. If Thunder gives in to the retard's gibberish and starts Violence in shark, look for them to bow out early while suking many dik vs noopi homos.

    Spastic
    I'll refrain from saying much about my own squad, but I think we're one of the more dynamic teams in the league this year. We could either make some real noise and do a lot of damage this year, or be absolutely worthless and hang out towards the bottom of the pack, I don't think theres a lot of middle area for us.

    Paladen
    The squad I really wanted to write about. You guys may have only 2 basers on your roster that I see: Frank the Tank! and Murder, but I think you'll do better than a lot of other basers think you will. I think you guys have a strong chance of putting up even 13, maybe 14 minutes, I don't think that's out of the question. The sad part is, thats what I think your total is going to be for the entire season, and that's being generous towards you. I don't even need to list all the reasons why you guys are going to be completely fucking worthless this season, it's a foregone conclusion. The most exciting part of your LB season is going to see who wins the ridiculous bet between myself and kthx (details forthcoming).

    Disoblige
    Another squad of old veterans who I don't see doing much in LB. This is one squad I hope to see do really well, mainly because I've never seen my boy jerome so excited and dedicated to something even after the adderall wears off. Burzum is an excellent shark, his play could directly be responsible to how the squad performs as a whole. However they have next to no depth. Their other sharks after their starts are Bonghits and depress (who?). It will also be interesting to see which version of Thix shows up in this season.
    Ardour, another TWLM betting feature: "Who will have more retardedly unnecessary deaths in terr: Tim or Thix?"

    Hit
    I hate this squad, other than tanzu this squad is just a bunch of faggots and euros stroking each other off. Sika has got to be one of the most overrated faggots in basing history. It's bad enough that he's a lag inducing piece of shit, but he can't even use it productively like turban does. 120 kills is impressive until you look and see 75 of them were sharks. The other anchor in your line, domi, isn't even supposed to stick around at all. Without him Hit has about as much chance of winning more than 3 games as Eelam does of ever not smelling like curry. Heisman singlehandedly prevented Hit from becoming a legitimate threat by terring himself every single game, and I can't wait to see this squad reap what they've sowed.

    Sweet
    As much as I hate to say it, this squad could actually turn some heads this year. Riverside is a more solid shark than most squads have (yeah, I said it), and this spiders could actually give some headaches to the other squads. One of their biggest weaknesses might actually be the person most people are assuming to lead them. For some reason Eeelam seems to think that he can play any ship besides spider, and he has the ego to prove it. They might not even make it out of the play in game if eelam's ego manages to get himself added in either terr or shark. Eelam, you are an overrated faggot, for the sake of your entire squad shut the fuck up and do the only thing you're good for: suiciding in the green ship.

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    • #3
      Excellent. ready to FUCK SHIT UP!!!
      NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

      internet de la jerome

      because the internet | hazardous

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      • #4
        love both of you, thanks for those predictions
        Keith> you don't need to eat human to eat meat.
        Goddess> Keith
        Goddess> gonna eat you

        We got Burg <ER> and Steak <ER>, i already told them Goddess has a huge appetite! ?go PIE -H.M.S. Stargazer

        (disown)> he loved to give head

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        • #5
          good stuff, ph you fucker I've been planning this season for 6 years don't fuck this up and make me shark with criminal for Christ's sake no offense criminal but god damn

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Vatican Assassin View Post
            good stuff, ph you fucker I've been planning this season for 6 years don't fuck this up and make me shark with criminal for Christ's sake no offense criminal but god damn
            ill trade you force of nature for PH!!!!! good deal
            NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

            internet de la jerome

            because the internet | hazardous

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            • #7
              haha good reads, pauls was really entertaining

              Originally posted by Lizard Fuel View Post
              COURTESY OF THE_PAUL
              Hit
              The other anchor in your line, domi, isn't even supposed to stick around at all. Without him Hit has about as much chance of winning more than 3 games as Eelam does of ever not smelling like curry. Heisman singlehandedly prevented Hit from becoming a legitimate threat by terring himself every single game.
              LOL

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              • #8
                I shouldn't have waited till late at night to write this, typos fucking galore. Sorry guys.

                Mino great work once again
                JAMAL> didn't think there was a worse shark than midoent but the_paul takes it



                turban> claus is the type of person that would eat shit just so you would have to smell his breath

                Originally posted by Ilya;n1135707
                the_paul: the worst guy, needs to go back to school, bad at his job, guido

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Lizard Fuel View Post
                  ...not a whole lot of spid depth though. Look for teh super and solacer to be doing most of the carrying for the spids...
                  Perhaps, but Omega has stepped up and dragged anyone from EG who has ever played spider there into A-S. Some of these guys are decent but time will obviously tell if they can adapt to TM league play or not. (Hope is eternal)

                  Originally posted by The_Paul View Post
                  Ephemeral once said on chat that he keeps sticky notes on his monitor, and that he stops what he's doing during FR fights to line up his sticky notes for the best angle to use mines. This guy is your starting shark. This about sums up everything that needs to be said about A-S
                  Just goes to show how out of touch you are. Several years ago I upgraded from sticky notes to digital calipers.
                  eph

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                  • #10
                    Very nice, Minotar.

                    +1
                    Raazi> this is the only place men chase jessup

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                    • #11
                      schope's prediction.

                      winners: dice or penetrate, but i would bet on penetrate (if they all dont lagout)

                      spastic: should be named campastic. pl rusty at terr, stab rusty shark, humid rusty camper, rucci camper, schope camper, meddi best player of team, jamal too busy talking about cavs and trying to kill sharks, rest all campers, could use jacklyn to push tough. we gonna go 2/3 wins out of 10.

                      also pa camping with us and others
                      8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
                      8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
                      8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
                      8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
                      8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
                      8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ephemeral View Post
                        Perhaps, but Omega has stepped up and dragged anyone from EG who has ever played spider there into A-S. Some of these guys are decent but time will obviously tell if they can adapt to TM league play or not. (Hope is eternal)



                        Just goes to show how out of touch you are. Several years ago I upgraded from sticky notes to digital calipers.
                        eph
                        we've added about 6 new spiders but im afraid the time for them to get accustomed to tw play is very short. these guys are winners though and can possibly be our salvation

                        its all our first season and we're looking to see some heads roll

                        great write ups

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                        • #13
                          fuck shayde he can suck my dick.
                          Originally posted by turmio
                          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                          Originally posted by grand
                          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                          • #14
                            much love to the rest of those homos though :wub:
                            Originally posted by turmio
                            jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                            Originally posted by grand
                            I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                            • #15
                              Anti-Scrub
                              Terrier: Brookus (Teh Super)
                              Sharks: Ephemeral Downfall (Teh Super)
                              Spiders: Solacer, Epic Li, Sprained, Omega Red, Idk&Idc (Teh Super)
                              If solacer and epic li dont take over the games a-s will lose.

                              Spastic
                              Terrier: Pure_Suck (Jamal)
                              Sharks: Stabwound, Meddi (Celly)
                              Spiders: Jamal, Rucci, Schope Norris, Anidalife, Ri$e Again$t (Undercut)
                              you guys will terr pure luck every game. and then lose every one. pm me in game PL ill hook up up with some leet cheats then u can be a big dog.

                              Thunder
                              Terrier: Raples (Burnt)
                              Sharks: Confluence, Mythril (Fludd)
                              Spiders: Ease, Turban, Ro, StarWeaver, Kian (Hulk)
                              Ease is in control of the lines and the subs, so you wont see any respectable line get into a match. maybe you should rerecruit draft to terr for you ease. make some more primo exec descisions. anyways, auto loss, nuff said.

                              Disoblige
                              Terrier: Thix (Jebu)
                              Sharks: Burzum, Pjotter (Soilderz)
                              Spiders: Endangered, Wax, Remu, Da1andonly, Jerome (J.po)
                              solid players some a bit too inactive or laggy tho (getting jd challenges from da1 atm so thats a good sign for diso). enda is a fuckin machine atm look to him to go beastmode.

                              Hit
                              Terrier: Heisman (Erias)
                              Sharks: Rednaz, Anzu (Void Ray)
                              Spiders: 1.337, Void Ray, Skatarius, BrokenFist, Erias (Qwas)
                              hit will cheat their way to a few wins but get demolished for the most part.

                              Sweet
                              Terrier: Tiduz (Eelam)
                              Sharks: Riverside, Marge (Eelam)
                              Spiders: Eelam, NL>Terminator, Seismic, Sal, DSB (Jones)
                              Sweet will be counting on teams letting their 2nd line play them, so they can turn on the heat and make opposing captains look foolish for underestimating them

                              Pandora
                              Terrier: Tim (Sleazy)
                              Sharks: Vatican Assassin, Sweater (Sieni)
                              Spiders: Sarger, Renzi, Zung, Dsin, Lietz (Lionheart)
                              PPL thinking panda got no depth? Expect them to field a full line of talented basers every match. Vati best shark to ever play tw, Tim always turns it on for twl, his lackluster TWD performance gives an illusion of him being rusty.

                              Dice
                              Terrier: Chief Utsav (Blahhy.)
                              Sharks: A2m, Tabarnak!!! (Dwopple)
                              Spiders:Stayon, Cripple, Megaman89, Necromotic, Poxy (Zeebu)
                              crip and stay r monsters atm, same cant rly be said about the rest of their line atm, necro always a beast tho, babarn will hold it down (mine key that is) look for their last two spider spots to be filled by wbm vys nokkonen type spiders most of the time when necro pox zeebz dont show.

                              Penetrate
                              Terrier: Cintra (Wingzero)
                              Sharks: Veloce, Fermata (Davy)
                              Spiders: Trasher, Zhou, Turmio, Bacon, Shayde (Temporary)
                              pene team to beat, left out all the oldies like jeen rosyt dead rain pavement L3 tsu ect all could get the start but too inactive to add them over the active guys in good conscience veloce fermata, prolly best shark pair playing atm, veloce prolly #2 shark in tw after vati. spiders r tough, terr is quick and laggy, good combos and great chemistry, hopefully this time i get to play u in finals and im not out of town at some laggy hotel!

                              Sage
                              look for sage to beat ppl down fuck em up bend em over sidways and have our way with em.

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