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  • TWLB Week 10 Hot or Not -- Playoff Edition

    TWLB Playoffs -- Quarter-Finals


    With (1) Dice and (2) Penetrate receiving a bye into the Semis, the week's action saw (3) Sage take on the not-so-eponymous (6) Anti-Scrub, while (4) Pandora hoped for a repeat of their narrow regular-season victory over (5) Thunder.





    (4) Pandora vs. (5) Thunder
    Game of the Week

    8:33 - 20:00

    The two most inactive basing squads in Trench Wars faced off, actually leading many spectators to wonder who some of the Pandora players in the game actually were because they'd never seen them before. Kevin Durant/Ease dropped a ridiculous 143 kills and 5 Teks to lead Thunder to a convincing routing of the slightly-favored Pandora.

    All five of Thunder's spiders broke 100 kills, while only three of Pandora's cracked the threshhold, with Renzi/Zeebu actually going negative. The real story, however, was Tim's terring (or lack thereof). Thirteen deaths (to Raples two), questionable dives for the flag without protection, and a seeming inability to dodge led many to speculate that Tim simply played for fun, and didn't really give a shit about TWL (while Cape took the opportunity let everyone know Tim is the worst terr in the history of everything ad-nauseum.)

    Coupled with dominant sharking from Hulk and Mythril, Thunder took control of the game early and never let go. While some thought Thunder might win, few expected such a complete and utter dismantling of the 3-time Finalist -- much less to a 3-league squad to whom basing seems a mere afterthought -- leading the once-proud Pandora to be literally dismantled, dissolving mere hours after the loss.

    (5) Thunder will play David to (1) Dice's Goliath as they try to take down the league's only undefeated squad, although more in the Sarah Palin "The Undefeated" than actually undefeated (as Spastic would attest -- had they not dissolved after equaling Paladen' win-count in LB).


    Interview with Mythril:

    claushouse> what did you think of the game vs. pandora and peoples' expectations of thunder to lose?
    Mythril> people been underestimating us all season cause we're not "basers"
    claushouse> are you planning on bding more now that youre in semis?
    Mythril> LOL no
    Mythril> this is thunder we don't play this game
    Mythril> pandora didn't have their top line though
    Mythril> but i still think we would have won
    claushouse> how do you feel about the hulk/mythril combo, alot of ppl in spec saying u guys play really well together?
    Mythril> i honestly feel like i'm one of the best sharks in tw, ship is pretty easy and i've gotten it figured out this season
    Mythril> and hulk is pro, we work well together
    Mythril> thank god we aren't adding vio in shark that guy is terrible
    claushouse> what do u think about the game vs. dice next week? can u vanquish the undefeated?
    Mythril> dice another squad who lost some key players, we'll see what happens
    Mythril> think ease would cream himself if we made finals
    Time is up. Rosters are OK.
    Both teams are ready, game starts in 30 seconds
    Blueout has been enabled. Staff, please enable the !power command or do not speak in public chat.
    claushouse> u think he wants the LB medal bad? he has 8 TWL medals, but none in basing.
    Mythril> of course
    Mythril> so do i, lost last season in finals
    claushouse> anything else u wanna add? any statement u wanna make?
    Mythril> riverside is terrible
    Mythril> he's gonna go 7-10 this round of dd look back at it after you read this rd 2 vs thunder 6:45pm
    claushouse> guy follows me around pming me after i made offhand forum comment 'bout him
    Mythril> LOL guy is extra sensitive
    Mythril> i kill him in dds and he takes it personal
    claushouse> good luck vs. dice next week! thanks for the interview!
    Mythril> ty sir

    [Several minutes later...]

    Mythril> Riverside needs to die
    Mythril> if he goes 7-10 i need you to add the part where i predicted it
    saetep is out. 13 wins 10 losses
    claushouse> k
    Riverside is out. 7 wins 10 losses
    Mythril> EZ
    claushouse> LOL
    Mythril> ROFL

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    Uninteresting Factoid of the Week:

    Was the outcome of this game foreshadowed? The Literati out there are no-doubt aware that Zeus, Lord of Thunder, ordered the creation of Pandora in Greek Mythology, while bad action movie fans will know the line "I made you, and I can unmake you!" all too well.
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    (3) Sage vs. (6) Anti-Scrub

    20:00 - 2:57

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    SOUND-BYTES:

    (bumpa)>
    Spikey> who you?
    diakka> he's bumpa, he's been on the squad for like a month
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    Absentee captain Spikey faced off against conspicuously absent Brookus, the former leading Sage to a resounding win over the latter's once-vaunted Anti-Scrub with an impressive 7 Teks. Also leading the charge were Diakka and dreamwin with game-high 93 and 94 kills, respectively.

    Meanwhile, Mattey made his triumphant return to TWL action after a months-long absence, nary missing a beat while recording a 3.1 RPD. The real story everyone was following, however, was Zizu weaving and dancing around the battlefield with the nimbleness of a ballerina, onlookers wondering whether or not he could maintain the ace. At 19:52 or thereabouts, when victory seemed assured, Zizu, at 51-0, somehow managed to die (I wasn't paying attention), possibly to AFKness, although no one I asked could vouch to having witnessed it. Flashes of Quincy Babe Ruth's called shot, perhaps?

    The entire game was a rather droll affair, very stuffy and british-like, and nothing (save Zizu's untimely death) surprising happened, the result matching the predictions. Spikey was just all over the place in warbird making ridiculous shots, and Sage's spiders outkilled A-S by over 100, despite Omega Red and Solacer's valiant efforts.

    Props to Anti-Scrub for scrapping it out all season, hopefully they stick together and stay active. (3) Sage goes on to play (2) Penetrate next week.



    Attemped Interview #1

    1:claushouse> How do you feel about the victory over Anti-scrub?
    1:MaStErFuL> gets me turned on
    1:claushouse> What's the key to winning over Penetrate next week?
    1:MaStErFuL> push hard
    1:claushouse> ...
    1:MaStErFuL> are u serious about this btw claus?
    1:MaStErFuL> cus I dont know shit about lb
    1:MaStErFuL> I just play my spider and dont shit about how others play
    1:MaStErFuL> im no metro sexual guy like marge or children or who ever
    1:claushouse> okay, gonna go ask some else, thanks anyway.


    Attempted Interview #2

    1:claushouse> ok ina, just talk a bit about the victory over a-s, and keys to beating pene next week
    1:Inaphyt> i'm not playing twlb on sunday because people on this squad misguidedly think i suck at basing
    1:Inaphyt> i simply wont be added
    1:claushouse> ok...


    Attempted Interview #3

    (Children)> 1 more to jd
    1:claushouse> hey Child, Ill play if can you answer some questions about the TWLB game for HoN after
    1:Children> sure!
    --plays JD--
    1:claushouse> okay great! what did you think you think about the game on Sunday?
    1:claushouse> u still there?
    --30 minutes later--
    1:claushouse> hello?
    1:claushouse> child?
    --1 hour later--
    1:claushouse> Child u there?
    1:claushouse> hello?
    1:Inaphyt> child love your new youtube video!
    1:Children> thanks man!
    1:Children> : )
    1:Inaphyt> the best one
    1:Children> tyty
    1:claushouse> ...




    MVP of the Week: Ease

    Ease-o-Vision



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    Bonus Activity: Spot the Arrested Development Reference!
    First to answer correctly gets $500 pub bucks

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    Good luck to all squads next week!
    top 100 basers list

  • #2
    all of childs youtube vids are about unwatchable. unless u are as gay as he is... which is pretty damn gay ;P

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    • #3
      expect pandora to make a come back




      in diablo 3

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Claushouse View Post
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        Interview with Mythril:
        Mythril> i honestly feel like i'm one of the best sharks in tw, ship is pretty easy and i've gotten it figured out this season
        i taught this guy everything he knows, wish i taught him some humility
        oh wait he figured it all out this season while on thunder the squad that doesnt bd mb myth take it away faggot

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        • #5
          cmon man we both know humility isn't the road to trench wars shark superstardom

          AS ONE
          PattheBat> steadman your name is literally "a mean std"
          ogron> CM,OPN NMKAN

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          • #6
            we had trouble all season filling gaps in line up and that last game without brookus was the final blow. it probably wouldnt have changed the outcome but i think we could have put up a fight at least. once you're down 15 mins to 1 or so it's really hard to have any shred of hope and turn it around.

            gl to both squads and i hope somebody writes some sort of prediction thread

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            • #7
              Good read! Keep it up!

              PS.. Spikey -2boss2beactive- You dealing with him, you dealing with me.. We down?
              1:Vergilius> ive been wondering something
              1:Gazo> tell me!
              1:Vergilius> suppose that i would clone myself
              1:Vergilius> but i change the y chromosome into an x chromosome, thus making a female version of myself
              1:Vergilius> and then fuck that clone
              1:Vergilius> would that be masturbation or incest?



              1:Jason> i think soupero is slightly underdeveloped or something

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Vatican Assassin View Post
                expect pandora to make a come back




                in diablo 3
                pandora got diablo'd like pallies got wow'd
                NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                internet de la jerome

                because the internet | hazardous

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Omega Red View Post
                  we had trouble all season filling gaps in line up and that last game without brookus was the final blow. it probably wouldnt have changed the outcome but i think we could have put up a fight at least. once you're down 15 mins to 1 or so it's really hard to have any shred of hope and turn it around.

                  gl to both squads and i hope somebody writes some sort of prediction thread
                  A-S would like to ask for an appeal of this game. The web site stated the game time incorrectly, it said 4PM EST when the game actually started at 4PM EDT (Eastern Daylight Time not Eastern Standard Time). Hence, numbnuts like Brookus missed the game.
                  eph

                  (I am just kidding of course)

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