TWDT Ratings 2010

[Vatican Assassin]

2009 Rating Thread...

Or are we all actually caught in a time loop?

On a serious note, to all those who entered this thread in an attempt to raise your rank and justify your skills, you have just nominated yourself for the Biggest Loser Award. Let's take a look at the nominees, shall we?

1. Eelam :

horrible ratings i should be 10/10 in jav and basing. Go back to africa and die of aids u fucking goof.

A contender, but he has a long ways to go if he thinks a single post will put him into consideration.

2. Exalt : A heavy favorite, Exalt hits the ground running by explaining how he is quite clearly better than Doc Flabby. You see, he was doing great until playoffs, when all of a sudden...

I'm only a 7 in wb? wtf? YOU PUT CHUCKLE AS AN 8 AND IM A 7? loooool --------_______---------

also, something is majorly wrong when I have the same total rating as doc flabby

fix these ratings please

also, if these were based on last seasons twlm season, then you need to reevaluate some things.

First off, i was top 5 in twlm wb in terms of value til the playoffs vs heavy...

By going back and editing his posts multiple times, Exalt quite clearly sets himself above the rest of the pack. Also, notice how Exalt emphasizes his point with a long string of o's in between his "lol." Any forum goer knows that as the # of o's increases, so does the value of the words preceding them. In this case Exalt rightly deserves a 5 ranking: one for every "o" in play. Disappointingly enough, Exalt begins to go sappy on us; he even begins to cooperate with Summa further on into the thread:

I realize you are busy, and I'm not trying to bust your balls. I know everyone here appreciates what you are doing, including myself, especially considering wark and izor were supposed to do it and flaked out. I'm glad you even still care enough to keep this going, because this was a fun league last season.

A strong beginning for Exalt, but this sort of rational behavior will not help him in the long run. This particular award only goes to those who are dedicated and persevere no matter what the cost, no matter how embarrassing it should make them feel. Someone, like:

3. Vys :

I have the best average in twd i was the most consistant player in twld for pirates, i finished 2 on twlm ladder that's without playing the finals. I've took disoblige to top 5 on ladder. Beasting up all the other top 5 teams, you should check my recent games.
oh and also i was a starter for pirates in twlj and twlb, i had one bad round throughout the season in twlj that was vs thunder who went on to win it. Played every regular season in twlb as an under spider and did my job well. Can you list the guys Who's voted please?

Not a bad story, though I already read the book and have Vys' BBC biography on tape somewhere in my closet. Vys came back strong 15 mins. later with this exchange of blows in the form of a post directed at anyone unlucky enough to get a higher ranking than his self-proclaimed score of 10-8-8. A good showing, but will his self-congratulatory, lashing-out combo be enough to take home the gold?

Like how is scoop 8 and 8 in twlj and twlb? I don't think he played twlj for pirates but if he did he didn't do anything special so how is if 8? Surely he should be 6. I started every twlj match for pirates bar 1 and i went negative once. Surely i should be an 8? And same applies for twlb too i started every match bar 1. So sort it out!
oh why don't you get players to give you their own rating and you pick an experienced player from that league to clarify if it's correct. And if people start giving stupid stats them kick them.
vys 10 8 8

Like surely Vys's strongest move comes in his 3rd post about his plight in which he decries that he would have had more spider kills, but he was under spider! A little advice Vys, NEVER GO UNDER OR YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE YOUR TRUE RANKING IN TWDT. Vys more then makes up for his TWL scores when he brings out the pooper scooper on scoop's ass with this memorable quote:

want to mention the 10-8 duel me and you had where you did about 50 laps of twld map. As for you ignite, i still have the poster you begging me to join Quake and being #1 wb in tw history.(

Yes, surely that duel should be taken into account, and I would like to take this time to ask Summa to do so. Vys delivers the coup de grace by establishing the fact that Ignite gave him props for his skills and Vys MADE IT INTO A POSTER WHICH HE KEEPS TO THIS DAY SO HE CAN LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON ANYONE WHO QUESTIONS HIS AUTHORITY. I think we can call it folks, Vys wins, beating even Vatican Assassin who took the time to make this post, and dwopple who thinks he is as good as Vatican Assassin: Rank 9 Shark 2009 Better Recognize. Thanks to everyone involved and we'll see you at whatever event this shit all refers to.

The real questions are, why isn't Eelam protesting his score of 0, and am I just trying to make fun of Exalt and Vys, or am I just trying to re-hatch an old post of mine that didn't suck?

[Ara]

Some people have the tendency of getting themselves into a loop I guess.

[saetep]

i forgot what i was going toi bpost but im pretty sure it was somethingabout tragik and raasq postin g on the forums or something

[Ambrosia]

So are the current ratings finalized for the draft? Wasn't sure if we were done bumping people up/down or not cuz the 6 star decisions have an impact on my draft just wondering if we could find out which players were being moved up and what not b4 hand

[Azada]

Hello everyone. These are the ratings of players for the 2010 season of TWDT. As is always the case this is a composition of several sets of ratings sent to me by various people considered specialists in each league. I will accept legitimate criticisms based in facts, but not slanderous criticisms. Also, note that in the rules it states that a player cannot officially protest their own rating. Get someone else to do it for you.

I think that 80% of the players posting on here are disputing their own rating :grin:


Also, I read up where black mage said he rated people in 3 leagues. At the beginning of this post it says that ratings will be received from "specialists" in "each league". :fear:

[Summa]

I did not accept any appeals made this time around (partially due to a lack of time). There are questions of inactivity surrounding a lot of those who were being appealed.

Added to the list were whimp, jones, and nimrook.

Also, I seem to have broken the formatting if anyone could fix that for me :S

[Scoop]

I really wanted to play, and I think I signed up in time. I'll be able to play every Sunday.

[Turban]

i think you are in the free agency, just wait for some captain to bid on ya!

[Zeebu]

i think you are in the free agency, just wait for some captain to bid on ya!

is everyone that is on the free agency list on the twdt site supposed to be there? i mean, are all of them from this season only and have all requested to be put on it? are there any carryovers from last season that shouldnt be there?

i ask this just to make sure that everyone ont he list is actually 'active'

[raizin]

<<<active and should be picked up in free agency for minimum stars!

[Turban]

everyone that did not get drafted were added to the free agents list, along with those that signed up late. :fear:

[Summa]

www.trenchwars.org/twdt/ for everything you'll ever need.

[Frightful]

may i ask why was i rated as a 8 in javelin? just curious, as it isn't my main ship (i fucking hate it tbh) and have never done good (never been an impact) in twlj. i would seriously consider myself as a 7 (or lower) in that ship.

but hey, i'm happy with that too. guess i'm better than i realize! floatin' and not teamin' => win.

Since you obviously feel insecure and are waiting for someone to say it, I will do the honors.

Oh Turban, you are the best javelin ever. You have the best aim and best dodging abilities I've ever seen in a jav. Your awareness is unprecedented and everything you do in ship number two is amazing.

[Turban]

replace word javelin with spider and you're pretty close. and replace dodge with eating bullets. then you're spot on!

[Dwopple]

just realized ive played in more LB finals than anyone else in this game, guess that makes me an obvious 11*