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    Disclaimer:


    This is for entertainment purposes only.

    Dozens of players asked for the return of Hot or Not, and I said no. They tried to bribe me, but I have far too much intregity, so I said no. Then they doubled their offer, and awayyyy we goooo!

    DO NOT read this if you are sensitive. There's a lot of new and returning players, and if you're unfamiliar with Hot or Not, I'm going to be ripping into everyone all season. If you're expecting fair and balanced treatment, you're in the wrong place.

    I'm going to be as mean as possible, which is what the people want. Nay, demand. I'm catering to you the reader, not the player. Due to the insane volume of games (30 per week), I've had to create sheets that automate as much as possible to reduce the workload. This means that Hot or Not is only available in Google Docs format. I haven't found a way to successfully convert them into anything else. Sorry!

    Without further ado, for the first time in seven seasons...


    TWDT 2022 Hot or Not
    Last edited by ogron; 02-04-2022, 11:21 PM.
    top 100 basers list

  • #2
    This HON is absolutely brilliant! Amazing work. SS 2022 IS THE BEST
    Best> Para is the only guy i know who can put a quarter up his nostrils lol

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    • #3
      Wow much greate
      10* Spectator
      Fake medal holder TWDTB Season 20, 25, 26 and TWDTD Season 21 (only member of POWER with 0 sec played S20, 0 sec played in DTD S21)

      Season 24:
      https://youtu.be/q3HqKe_A_bs

      Best in Star Slot - Warbird & Base(GameScore)
      Best 6* - Snoopie

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      • #4
        Best HoN to date by far! Nice work Oggy~!~!
        1:Riverside> you guys eat schmores in america?

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        • #5
          HOLLLYYYYY SMOKES i'm posting a THANK YOU before I even read it. LFG

          Update: that was a gr8 read
          Last edited by Dwopple; 02-02-2022, 06:38 PM.
          zidane> big play
          Omega Red> dwop sick
          mr mime> its called an orca smash u uncultured fk
          WillBy> ^^

          1:Chief Utsav> LOL
          1:Rule> we dont do that here.

          cripple> can u get pregnant if u cum in gf's ass

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          • #6
            Goat HoN writer... Good work Oggie!

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            • #7
              well done

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              • #8
                This was a good read. Nice job Ogron
                RaCka> imagine standing out as a retard on subspace
                RaCka> mad impressive

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                • #9
                  The use of Mattey’s pics for the Hot/Not icons is just A++ quality work
                  J-B-Inc> i ddi that duel while doing coke of pawner moms ass

                  8:Riverside> UPDATE FOR WEEK 1:
                  8:Riverside> I go 4-60 and we lose 0-6

                  2:saiyan> [Dec 22 21:22] Rough: yo just came on to tell you, can you go on a real date with a girl (need to be specific here lol) instead of talking to claus on forums about calcs and formulas for a league? Happy holidays btw

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                  • #10
                    Great work and awesome read. Although your metaphors do make me question what century you think this is.

                    Really good stuff!! Thanks Ogron and whoever's paying for it.
                    Vehicle> ?help Will the division's be decided as well today?
                    Message has been sent to online moderators
                    2:BLeeN> veh yes
                    (Overstrand)>no
                    2:Vehicle> (Overstrand)>no
                    2:BLeeN> ok then no
                    :Overstrand:2:Bleen> veh yes
                    (Overstrand)>oh...then yes

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                    • #11
                      This was awesome to read

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                      • #12
                        Goddam this make me wanna sign on and slap kids, how is Thursdays @ 1am for everyone??

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                        • #13
                          lol wut incredibil wirk, aftir i win $200 cinidi this seasin i will ask wirih 2 gif u $1 cinidi of my winninks for this incridibil sirfici. furthirmore i vstid 3 rpd n u leaf my off the sh1rk l1st

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                          • #14
                            Honestly I am surprised ogron took it so easy on me in the NOT part of base, I have no excuse for that complete garbage performance (or lack there of) in terr.
                            rEnZi> just looking at rageritual tilts me
                            rEnZi> its crazy
                            rEnZi> thats real power

                            Siaxis> yo it was way harder to kill Rage then beam in that dtd

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                            • #15
                              The best HON writer ever
                              props oggie
                              good stuff
                              FIRST BASER TO MVP BACK TO BACK ROUNDS AND WIN IN TWDT-D FINALS - SEASON 24 2021
                              SPIDER KILL RACE WINNER 2022
                              SPIDER KILL RACE WINNER 2021
                              SPIDER KILL RACE WINNER 2020

                              TWLB CHAMP x4 dicE
                              TWLB FINALS MVP SEASON 10
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                              #1 RANKED TWL SPIDER FORBES MAGAZINE, OVER 40K KILLS IN TWLB (MOST IN TW HISTORY)

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