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  • ZeUs!!

    One post till 3000!!!

    Yes!!!
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

  • #2
    And I've just wasted it on you. How does it feel?

    Homewrecker
    Originally posted by Facetious
    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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    • #3
      Originally posted by ZeUs!!
      And I've just wasted it on you. How does it feel?

      Homewrecker
      Pretty damn satisfied.
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #4
        My post count suddenly (and suspiciously) dropped by roughly 200 posts. Being that my post count is an extension of my penis, as I've stated previously, I just lost some girth. What a raw deal.
        jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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        • #5
          Cripples forum was deleted yo. You probably amassed a ton there
          ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
          Failure teaches success.
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          • #6
            yeah, got the same thing when the RB-forum was brutally slaughtered, think my postcount dropped by 2 or 300 posts...
            Luckily there doesnt seem to be a relation between my postcount and penissize, at least i can't say i've noticed a difference

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            • #7
              You know what's weird? The post amount on my local machine is different from the amount on my laptop...wtfz
              I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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              • #8
                Delete your temporary internetfiles cun
                Greets,
                Roger

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                • #9
                  Will do Rodge, will do
                  I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Kim
                    Cripples forum was deleted yo. You probably amassed a ton there
                    Mystery solved!
                    jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                    • #11
                      lol, homewrecker.
                      Sina Olet Sootti :)

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                      • #12
                        Woo hoo!

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                        • #13
                          Speaking of which;

                          Today i saw this kid running in the street with this blue hat on. It was this really small kid, small for his age i mean... Now i didnt really notice the kid because of the hat or anything, it was just that he was running with one leg missing... So i was like, wtf! And i ask the kid: "hey kid, how can you run with just one leg?"
                          Kid: Have you ever considered the possibility that i'm maybe not a kid?
                          Me: No, not really... so what are you if you're not a kid?
                          "Kid": I didn't say i wasn't a kid!
                          Me: So you're a kid?
                          "Kid": Maybe.
                          Me: What do you mean "maybe"?
                          "Kid": Well, i'm not really too sure what i am myself you know. With me running around really fast on one leg and all... And then there's this stupid blue hat on my head that i can't get off... Now that's not exactly normal either now is it?!
                          Me: Hmmmm, yeah.... Whatever you say kid!
                          "Kid": Shut your face!

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                          • #14
                            oO;; That kid was me.
                            carpe diem

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                            • #15
                              Sounds like a twenty-first century version of Alice in Wonderland.

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