My post count suddenly (and suspiciously) dropped by roughly 200 posts. Being that my post count is an extension of my penis, as I've stated previously, I just lost some girth. What a raw deal.
yeah, got the same thing when the RB-forum was brutally slaughtered, think my postcount dropped by 2 or 300 posts...
Luckily there doesnt seem to be a relation between my postcount and penissize, at least i can't say i've noticed a difference
Today i saw this kid running in the street with this blue hat on. It was this really small kid, small for his age i mean... Now i didnt really notice the kid because of the hat or anything, it was just that he was running with one leg missing... So i was like, wtf! And i ask the kid: "hey kid, how can you run with just one leg?"
Kid: Have you ever considered the possibility that i'm maybe not a kid?
Me: No, not really... so what are you if you're not a kid?
"Kid": I didn't say i wasn't a kid!
Me: So you're a kid?
"Kid": Maybe.
Me: What do you mean "maybe"?
"Kid": Well, i'm not really too sure what i am myself you know. With me running around really fast on one leg and all... And then there's this stupid blue hat on my head that i can't get off... Now that's not exactly normal either now is it?!
Me: Hmmmm, yeah.... Whatever you say kid!
"Kid": Shut your face!
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