I saw that when I was listening to Wayne Brady. Then was like breakingl news and was like this just in *thinking to self "all shit something bad happened"* Peter Jennings "We've been following this case for a long time and we bring you that Martha Stewart is having 5months in prison and 5months on house arrest.
Stupid media with breaking news
haha in Art me and my cousin would go threw magz and draw her some facial hair and horns.. it was great
1:delta> personally, i would not go to war for oil
1:FarScape> in age of empires you would
1:Freeze> LOL FAR
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5:waven> no one talks to ease directly
5:waven> you state your business with sanji
5:waven> he will relay it to phizey
5:waven> phizey will relay it to me
5:waven> and i will talk to ease
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1. Who is Martha Stewart?
2. Who is Wayne Brandy?
3. Who is Peter Jennings?
4. Should I care or just forget about it?
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5: Epinephrine> oh shit
1. Who is Martha Stewart?
2. Who is Wayne Brandy?
3. Who is Peter Jennings?
4. Should I care or just forget about it?
1. some old women
2. donno
3. dunno.. but pat jennings was a keeper for Tottenham and arse***
4. yes..
Throughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
1. Who is Martha Stewart?
2. Who is Wayne Brandy?
3. Who is Peter Jennings?
4. Should I care or just forget about it?
1. Martha Stewart is a bitch that is like a master of all sorts of crafts,cooking,home shit etc
2.Wayne Brady is some comedian that has this like show on ABC called the Wayne Brady Show Kind of like late nite Shows, but for home mothers and since summer time nothings on tv so I occasionally watch.
3. News Reporter kind of popular usually does all the important news reports on ABC.
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
She lied to Federal Prosecutors about the possibility of her stock broker using Insider Trading. Technically, obstruction of justice.
And not 5 months in jail, it's 5 months in a cushy club fed minimum security prison. I don't even think it should be allowed to be named a prison unless there's a real possibility of you getting ass raped at least once, and the place has chain gangs.
Martha Stewart is the suburban housewives' role model. I think she used to have stuff like cooking shows and housewives magazine (interior decoration, etc). Basically imagine two housewives saying, "Your house is so clean and beautiful and look at these cakes you baked. You're such a Martha Stewart."
That's why Martha going to jail for something about insider trading (she acted on a stock a tip that she shouldn't have) is so ironic and why it's such "big" news. Although I think it's months old news. Or is the sentencing (5 months) the news?
Basically that's all I know from watching late night talk shows.
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