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  • I love Martha Stewart

    5 months in jail and 5 months house arrest WTF

    WHOS GOING TO COLOR COORDINATE MY BEDSHEETS AND MY DINNERPLATES NOW?!?!
    TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
    TelCat> hoes get paid :(
    TelCat> i dont

  • #2
    I saw that when I was listening to Wayne Brady. Then was like breakingl news and was like this just in *thinking to self "all shit something bad happened"* Peter Jennings "We've been following this case for a long time and we bring you that Martha Stewart is having 5months in prison and 5months on house arrest.
    Stupid media with breaking news

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    • #3
      bitch is mad annoying
      can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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      • #4
        haha in Art me and my cousin would go threw magz and draw her some facial hair and horns.. it was great


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        • #5
          1. Who is Martha Stewart?
          2. Who is Wayne Brandy?
          3. Who is Peter Jennings?
          4. Should I care or just forget about it?
          5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
          5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
          5: Da1andonly> =((
          5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
          5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
          5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jeansi
            1. Who is Martha Stewart?
            2. Who is Wayne Brandy?
            3. Who is Peter Jennings?
            4. Should I care or just forget about it?
            1. some old women
            2. donno
            3. dunno.. but pat jennings was a keeper for Tottenham and arse***
            4. yes..
            Throughout time, there’s been
            crimes, throughout our history
            But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
            Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
            Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

            Come on my countrymen
            Come on and take a stand
            Don’t let ‘em take away your land

            the Wenger bus is coming
            and all the kids are running
            from London to Manchester
            cos he's a child molester


            fuck islam

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            • #7
              What hoping she got at least a year.

              Next is Kobe. I say 55 years.
              fu

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jeansi
                1. Who is Martha Stewart?
                2. Who is Wayne Brandy?
                3. Who is Peter Jennings?
                4. Should I care or just forget about it?
                1. Martha Stewart is a bitch that is like a master of all sorts of crafts,cooking,home shit etc
                2.Wayne Brady is some comedian that has this like show on ABC called the Wayne Brady Show Kind of like late nite Shows, but for home mothers and since summer time nothings on tv so I occasionally watch.
                3. News Reporter kind of popular usually does all the important news reports on ABC.

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                • #9
                  So what did she do to get arrested?
                  Originally posted by Facetious
                  edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by IlyaZ
                    bitch is mad annoying
                    amen :up:
                    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jeansi
                      2. Who is Wayne Brandy?


                      whitest black guy ever


                      Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                      So what did she do to get arrested?
                      she LIED
                      can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                        So what did she do to get arrested?
                        She lied to Federal Prosecutors about the possibility of her stock broker using Insider Trading. Technically, obstruction of justice.

                        And not 5 months in jail, it's 5 months in a cushy club fed minimum security prison. I don't even think it should be allowed to be named a prison unless there's a real possibility of you getting ass raped at least once, and the place has chain gangs.
                        "Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX

                        Reinstate Me.

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                        • #13
                          Martha Stewart is the suburban housewives' role model. I think she used to have stuff like cooking shows and housewives magazine (interior decoration, etc). Basically imagine two housewives saying, "Your house is so clean and beautiful and look at these cakes you baked. You're such a Martha Stewart."

                          That's why Martha going to jail for something about insider trading (she acted on a stock a tip that she shouldn't have) is so ironic and why it's such "big" news. Although I think it's months old news. Or is the sentencing (5 months) the news?

                          Basically that's all I know from watching late night talk shows.

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                          • #14
                            Sigh for all the waiting I did they need to kill her, and then make a dramatic movie like the life of david gale, except good
                            NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                            internet de la jerome

                            because the internet | hazardous

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sarien
                              I don't even think it should be allowed to be named a prison unless there's a real possibility of you getting ass raped at least once.
                              She'll probably be in a womens prison... which means she'll still have an audience and probably a "Live from the Slammer" special edition
                              ...

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