The Porn Effect

[Jerome Scuggs]

I never get caught. Ever. I name my folder "MASTER BOOT FILES" and since it sound sso important my parents dont even look in the hard drive it's in for fear of screwing something up

As for the actual turk-jerking, I have an old house, and everything is loud, floorboards/doors/etc, so they cant ever like sneak up on me.

[Noah]

wtf mom. Help me out here, sit on my dick bitch

[Overburn]

my house is like jeromes, its all creaky and shit, and I dont really try to hide my stuff, I just put it right out in the open (aka "C:\Porn\"). Noone checks my computer, and I dont think my parents really care.

[Squeezer]

Hey mom.......make ureself useful and clean up my mess......im gonna take a shower....when i get out dinner better be ready

[Awesome]

"i've told you a million times, knock first"

[Mr. Peanuts]

Hey mom.......make ureself useful and clean up my mess......im gonna take a shower....when i get out dinner better be ready

I like that one

[Golden Sun 1]

Why does your mum knock then walk straight in anyway, tht pisses me off.

[1ight]

Why does your mum knock then walk straight in anyway, tht pisses me off.

I don't know how many times I have said, "Knock on the damn door before you come in!". I usually make music, and then I want to be alone and with no disturbance.. but no.. Well I'lle be moving soon, in 1 year or so.. could be time since you are 19 years "old"... :s

[Ilya]

hi

[Ass]

My parents come in THEN they knock, how sweet is that?
Anyway, I almost got caught once (I didn't start the arm training session) my father came in, then he knocked. I was a bit surprised and uncomfortable and he noticed what was on my computer screen. He said something like : "don't worry, it's normal at your age" and "at least you're not gay" ...wtf?
My father's weird. I was paiting my room in flashy green then he came in and he said "you know, green is one of the Gay flag colors" then he left the room. I guess he's homophobe but again, he wears SHORT shorts.


[EDIT]Weird it said I edited the post right after I created it.

[Bioture]

Mom, its for a school play.

[Noah]

this never happened to me:

X were at his friends house watching porn, and they were whacking off to it.. And then HIS father walks in on us.. And he came silently, so he saw it all.. He thought we were gay, and got mad. But X and his friend maniged to tell me that they were not gay.. And after that X never spoke to his dad again.

This was not me. NEver, I will deny it

[Ilya]

that does sound pretty gay, though

[Dyers eve]

"i've told you a million times, knock first"

They never do

[Noah]

STFU

It wasn't me, or my friend