The Porn Effect

[Ilya]

listen theres nothing wrong with being gay

be true to yourself!

[Noah]

You don't have to be gay to make your friends feel okay!

[Auraz]

"Yes mom, that is a picture of Sirius....what? Sirius is a guy? OMG!"

[Torn Wing]

"Yes mom, that is a picture of Sirius....what? Sirius is a guy? OMG!"

Kinda like with Quagmire and Taylor Hanson

[Fit of Rage]

My parents come in THEN they knock, how sweet is that?
Anyway, I almost got caught once (I didn't start the arm training session) my father came in, then he knocked. I was a bit surprised and uncomfortable and he noticed what was on my computer screen. He said something like : "don't worry, it's normal at your age" and "at least you're not gay" ...wtf?
My father's weird. I was paiting my room in flashy green then he came in and he said "you know, green is one of the Gay flag colors" then he left the room. I guess he's homophobe but again, he wears SHORT shorts.


[EDIT]Weird it said I edited the post right after I created it.

AHAHAHA! My friend's dad is exactly like that.

[winipcfg]

1) Lock the door.
2) Go to a website/download something.
3) Do your deed.
4) Clear offline files/delete porn.

I feel sorry for those of you without a lock on the door.

[za gophar]

ah man, there are some classic posts here.

anyway, i feel the best way to run this business is to dl it, delete the evidence that you dl'ed it, and then store it in a folder no one would look in. the final touch is to go to properties and ghost the folder. in windows xp it does not indicate that there are hidden files in the folders. then for good measure rename the files to something inconspicuous so if the search function is ever used nothing will become apparent. and lock the door, and say you are napping or about to shower if they try to open it.

a couple times i have gotten empty headed and left stuff open on my computer while i was out, luckily though it is my computer and my family only uses it about once or twice a week. another time though, when i didnt know what i was doing, my dad reset the computer while i was there and these files showed up on the start menu only after the restart. he assumed that it was my friends who had done it though so it was cool lol.

what would i say though? either that it was a pop up, or someone had given me a link and i hadnt known what the link contained. if i was jackin off though i would be screwed no matter what. i guess i would just have to tell my parents how naive they are. ill never be caught though so it doesnt matter.

[Zyclon]

Im Glad I Live Alone :up:

[winipcfg]

Im Glad I Live Alone :up:

Lol.

[Awesome]

"Yes mom, that is a picture of Sirius....what? Sirius is a guy? OMG!"

boy or woman, it's still an ugly person you can find much better pics on the internet

[Ewan]

I don't bother hiding porn or clearing my history.

It's a family PC and we each have our own user accounts on it, with passwords.

[Squeezer]

My mom caught me once......like a year ago

Basically i dloaded a virus because well.....viruses happen.....and for some reason it changed my mom's backround from Pictures of us at disneyland....to close ups of a rather attractive woman's Vagina.....it didnt do this on mine or my little brother's profile.....only MI MADRE's.....since my brother was 12 at the time i kinda caught the heat....but i did blame it on him $$$$$

[bomberkid]

"쬉짤헝ai땔h잳ㄴ후매맺t타먿!!!!"

[Pandagirl!]

Well I don't have to worry bout any of that because I'm a good girl.

[PaulOakenfold]

Okay cutter.