The Porn Effect

[Squeezer]

Well I don't have to worry bout any of that because I'm a good girl.

Girls dont look at porn too? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH so thats what ive been doing wrong.....taking ure date to watch porn isnt a good idea......Thanx for the insight Panda

[Pandagirl!]

Okay cutter.

Touche.

[Ilya]

we used to put coke on our dick and make bitches suck it off
it was alright 'till I got caught
charged with an Eight-Forty-Eight

[za gophar]

My mom caught me once......like a year ago

Basically i dloaded a virus because well.....viruses happen.....and for some reason it changed my mom's backround from Pictures of us at disneyland....to close ups of a rather attractive woman's Vagina.....it didnt do this on mine or my little brother's profile.....only MI MADRE's.....since my brother was 12 at the time i kinda caught the heat....but i did blame it on him $$$$$

lol

[Russian Assassin]

I got caught because I didn't close the door, I was like man fuck that shit is to far.

So my mom walked in and she's like, wtf?

And I was like, "close the door on your way out".

$

[1ight]

I never been caught. But I told my mum one day that I masturbate. And she was like "Not that big suprise, every normal boy do that." No biggy, be man, be proud of what you are.. :P So what if God made us to lust for sex little bit more then the women.

I mean if you don't masturbate, you'lle just wet your bed or your undewear when you have a wet dream. And how fun is that?

[Rogue]

WTF mom this is my house and you're just a visitor...gg now GTFO...btw love you mom

[Bioture]

I think I had a wet dream once but I woke up right before I went. The dream part of it was actually kinda funny... i was in china, in a village, where there were no toilets and some old lady told me to go piss in the bucket behind her house. and there I was.

[Ilya]

Can I post a picture of Rasputin's cock here? It's a beauty.

[aLi_G]

Atleast they know your not gay.

[Bioture]

"And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."

-Matthews 5:30

[Squeezer]

"And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."

-Matthews 5:30

I'm a lefty.....so no worries

[Ewan]

I think I had a wet dream once but I woke up right before I went. The dream part of it was actually kinda funny... i was in china, in a village, where there were no toilets and some old lady told me to go piss in the bucket behind her house. and there I was.

I think you're thinking about the wrong kind of wet dream.

There are 2 wet dreams:
One where you piss the bed (I.e. your example)
One where you ejaculate in bed (What everyone else is on about)

When did yours happen?

[GoldenPlums]

I've been caught once and it is embarassing. Having said that, there are very few sights as inspiring as a grown man running at full pelt through the centre of town with an erect penis. It's quite something. Some people saluted.

[Torn Wing]

I think you're thinking about the wrong kind of wet dream.

There are 2 wet dreams:
One where you piss the bed (I.e. your example)
One where you ejaculate in bed (What everyone else is on about)

When did yours happen?

He could have a bucket fetish for old chinese women.