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The Porn Effect
Your Mom walks in, and its on the screen, what do you say to her?
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In your case..."thats not a picture of you I swear!" -
stupid popupsComment
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"Explain. I found THIS on your Desktop..."Comment
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good one peanuts.EvoLd> Roboqueen died again?
cool koen> :)
PRiMORDiAL> pfft
cool koen> not because of a bug
EvoLd> Lol
Treachery> meh
EvoLd> why then?
PubAceR> women in power dont last
EvoLd> LOl
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My mom would prolly say "Is that your schoolwebsite?"
Jason> God said, "Heh, I'm gonna give Eve some nice titties."
Dyers eve> God wanted me to have nice titties?
Superstar> Yes eve, he does want you to have nice titties. To bad he placed them on the wrong spot. Cup C size balls.
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Greetz Dyers eveComment
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Id just say its a pop up.the price is right, bitch.Comment
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What about if you were caaught masturbating? then what?BlackDeath> HOW DO U DO SPECIAL
Dun dun DUN dun dun DUN DUN dun DUN!Comment
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Thats just an afwul thought... :eek:Jason> God said, "Heh, I'm gonna give Eve some nice titties."
Dyers eve> God wanted me to have nice titties?
Superstar> Yes eve, he does want you to have nice titties. To bad he placed them on the wrong spot. Cup C size balls.
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Greetz Dyers eveComment
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what u think of her tits? real or fake?Originally posted by Torn WingCat: You'd never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? 'Hey man. You threw the stick, you go and get it yourself, I'm busy. If you wanted the stick so bad, why'd you throw it away in the first place?'Comment
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One of my friend's brother got caught masturbating over porn when his Mum walked in, his excuse? "Just checking for birthmarks!"USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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"I'm trying to keep the blood flowing to prevent it from dropping off"Originally posted by illegitimate childComment
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Get off my back, I'm preventing prostate cancer.Jesus Christ on a pogo stickComment
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Originally posted by illegitimate child
Arm strength training.
Side Story: my friend DJ was showing us when he flexes his arms, his right arm is seriously much larger than his left, its hillarious.DELETEDComment
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The Five Stages of the Most Uncomfortable and Embarassing Porn-related episode:
- Awkward: Finding your father's hidden porn stash.
- Unpleasant: They all involve the same unusual fetish
- Disturbing: Your mother's on the cover.
- Nightmarish: Grandma's the centerfold.
- Just Plain Wrong: You stuck around long enough to notice step 4.
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