I gotta change my name, dudes.

[ZeUs!!]

i think it's fucking radical, mr. named-after-the-most-popular-greek-god

edit: all those names suck. if i was forced to vote for one, i'd vote for quarashi (i'd like that band more if i was able to understand a word they said)

Sorry mate but I think the Penis Naming Exhibition demonstrated you could have done a whole lot more

[Jason]

Now how deep was that?

Slightly subterranean. I read you loud and clear though. Thanks for the slap to the face, Evan. (I mean that sincerely, not sarcastically.)

[Dabram]

Jase whenever you go on a trip like this you need to think clearly, and remind yourself you've played this game for too long and everyone will keep calling you Jase, Jason or syc0 once they find out it's you. YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR "REAL" NICKNAME NO MORE BUDDY.

Besides, only the coolest people can use their realname as a nickname, you should know that. -_-

edit: you could change it too J/-\$0|\|

[Pandagirl!]

I like Jason. It lets people know that you aren't named something weird like Clancey or Herman or something (no offense to a player with those names).

[Jeansi]

yeah syc0tik was great

.. (c) ZeUs!!

[IceStorm]

Do you want freeze?

[Awesome]

So Justy and I brainstormed some names and here's what we came up with. I've gotta change my name. Not only is Jason boring as all fucking hell, it's boring as all fucking hell. Pizzazz is the name of the game.

- ebjoi
- mania
- propaghandi
- donnie darko
- quarashi
- harmacy

I'm asking for your help in choosing a name. You see, I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. I just can't seem to settle on one name in particular. So, if you would be so kind, please vote in the poll above. If you think this is a silly idea and would rather not vote, you can do that too. Or if you'd like to spout trashtalk, please don't because I'd rather not have this thread moved to trashtalk, ya dig?

Jason, all of those names suck =/

You don't need a publicity stunt every week or 2 (last weeks was the spastic/mambo game or something with the bot lagout joke)

I'm not trying to be rude, but seriously... stick with that name, it's a pretty decent name and it's what people know you as.

Once you start using a name for a year or more, you should stick to it in my opinion.

[Jason]

This wasn't a publicity stunt, I was just being a crackpot. I do that sometimes. Well, actually I do it a lot of times. And I get what I call the wander lust, where I want something to change just for the sake of something changing. It's pretty silly actually. Anyway, you guys are right. I'm stuck with this name. I could be aznfighterboisuperspaceshipdudegoku1337 and people would still say, "Hey J!" Although I may still go back to syc0 now and again to bring on the good 'ol nostalgia, Jason I am and Jason it is.

EDIT: You know Awesome, I guess this did sort of come off as a publicity stunt. Eh, that wasn't my intent, but I do see where you're coming from. I did stick it in Useless Crap for a reason though! :]

[Awesome]

Wasn't it just a few months ago you switched between Disco Jesus, syc0tik and Jason a few times?

Why not just use aliases like everyone else and keep your main name on staff, the name you will be known as and you will always come back to

[Jeansi]

syc0 was disco jesus?

omg I want that guy back.

[GoldenPlums]

I'm obsessive compulsive, manic depressive and just plain fucking nuts man! In my head, I'm totally saying, "You fucking tool, it's just a name in the spaceship game." And then the other voice in my head is saying, "Change it you cuntface." What's a man who hears multiple voices to do?

I know I should definitely just stick to one name. Lord knows I remember the fiasco when I semi-secretly switched to Disco Jesus for awhile. It's a pain in the ass and a half dealing with all the "Who's that?" and explaining to everyone that I changed names. I guess the thing just is, I really hate my real name. I don't even like it when people call me Jason in real life, except for the girlies I'm dating who can call me Jason all they want as long as I'm getting some. Back when I was syc0 I was all, "Oh man having my real name would be so sweet!" I was 15 at the time though. What the fuck do 15 year old's know?

Basically, I'm crazy enough that I can't decide. So I really need someone to just say, "J, fucking use this <insert name here> you weak-minded piece of shit."

Oh, and yeah, I do realize how utterly pathetic this whole thread is. I know I've got problems. Don't bother reminding me. Ya dig?

Pharmacy

[Ilya]

today i was making a graph and on the x axis i had the first letter of every month and i was like "hey that spells JASON"

[Citroen]

today i was making a graph and on the x axis i had the first letter of every month and i was like "hey that spells JASON"

now he should keep it!

but seriously, Jason is a tight name, far better then my own, i mean, im named after a crappy car! And plus most people are right, as soon as they know what your new name is, they still will call you Jason. Tis your name. No escape!

[code]

Go back to syc0tik but keep Jason.

[Jason]

Yeah Awesome, I went to Disco Jesus for awhile because I decided I wanted to disappear and start anew. Everyone on WR knew who I really was and we made a pact and all not to divulge my secret, but of course it got out. So I ended up going back to Jason. And then when I first came back to staff I was going to do it as syc0, but everyone (the newbies, not the old timers who had known me as syc0) were all, "OMFG WHO IS SYC0TIK <ZH>!!! WTF!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE!!! I BET HE'S WITH AL QAEDA!!!" That got annoying real fast, so I just said fuck it and went with Jason.

Moral of the story is, it's ridiculous to try to "disappear" in the spaceship game. I feel stupid looking back on it. Moral number two is, you are not your name. Yeah, these aren't divine revelations. I'm just a dumbass and it took me a bit to get the picture.