To America:

[Richard Creager]

fuck you

[cundor]

America has no roundabouts because it would only make traffic safer.
With all the traffic and all the crossroads, America gets enough casualties every day. If the unsafe crossroads would be replaced by much safer roundabouts, people would'nt die in traffic. And without people dieing in traffic, America would become too overcrowded. -_-

[Cops]

God damn I'm not going to even attempt reading that, where is Zeus!! when you need him.

edit: got bored and read it, not too shabby adam.

[Dim]

ZeUs!! would be laughing his British heart out if he was here.

[Mr. Peanuts]

Thats why its more fun to drive in England, less stops in urban areas. :P

[SpiderMage]

I want to move from America to Canada or Japan

[Richard Creager]

I want to exile you from America

[Reclusion]

The only thing the roundabouts near my complex do is surprise people late at night and cause someone's left-front tire a little extra wear and tear from hitting the damned thing. They're so small and covered with weeds that most people who aren't used to driving around here freak out and hit them.

[Liquid Blue]

I wonder how many kids would want to move to japan if anime never existed.

[RogerMexico]

Oh man, I just got it: Americans are ignorant shitheads! That's it, right? Is that the answer?


If you'd like to mobilize a parliamentary coup of our country, I'm in. Language is evolving and organic (you say "tomorrow" right? Oh man, they would have had your ass for that 300 years ago) and there's no sense in being particularly anal about it unless you plan on joining the militant wing of the MLA. Best of luck with your campaign to whisky-up our television, cause I'm all for it. You call it football we call it soccer, it's not really a big deal (you know that space in the back of your car, that thing you call a boot? We call that shit a trunk. Want to knife fight over it? I'll shiv you). Sorry bout the whole "World Series" thing, because that is a little presumptious -- it's a pleasant sport, though, and we're sort of stuck with the name now. Our national anthem is unsingable -- we'd rather rap "ass n' titties" every time a parade went by, so if you want to suggest your anthem as a substitute we're all ears. You can take our guns... we're fairly irresponsible about playing with them. I don't get the "Indecisive Day" joke, but if you're repossesing holidays can we at least have that classy Guy Fawkes day of yours in exchange, where you anually burn the effigy of a man who was tortured to death years ago? You can keep the American cars. I'd love to go metric, and I'm not sure why we haven't yet (it works in 10's, people... 10's are nothing to be afraid of). Roundabouts? One of the greatest civil-engineering clusterfucks of humankind -- we'd be better off fashioning wheelbarrows to cats for our daily commute. Chips/fries (see trunk/boot... inside you'll find a picture of me not giving a shit what you call them). The "American beer sucks" bit is about as played out as the "British people have fucked teeth" line -- I'll send you some nice American beers, you send me some British people with nice teeth (put holes in the box) and we'll tour the land, ridding it of ignorance, yeah? Gasoline/petrol I couldn't give a shit about, laughter killed JFK, and you can send her majesty's taxcollectors to Gary, Indiana (the money will be pooled and left in the street... tell them to wear purple frills so we'll know who they are). Till then, we are

Yours in cooperation,
America

[ZeUs!!]

Yeah I found the first post a bit pretenious too, hence me not previously replying to it

Edit: Like a foster child, the word soccer will never be completely accepted into the English language, we're just quirky like that

[pv=nrt]

we got cul-de-sacs

[bloodzombie]

for the record, your german cars pale in comparison with the japanese. In fact, in reliability tests, European cars in general have slipped in the past 10 years and are now on par with american automobiles. Most studies show about 8 of the 10 most reliable makers are from japan and korea. Jaguar, an overpriced, but nice looking piece of crap from the UK is at the bottom of everyone's list.

[Cops]

Jaguars are the crappiest pieces of crap on the road. They have the reliability of an old Hyundai and have the same price as a BMW.

[bubbles19518]

How can all you Euros think Kerry would have made a good president??? Hes an Idiot! During the pres. debate no matter what the question was all he wanted to talk about was his health plan. Then all his commercials said were "John Kerry and the Democrats have a plan for America!" Anyway, I found that post amusing even though I probably only got half the jokes. Whoever said America doesnt have roundabouts, your wrong. They built one about a mile away from me near my school. It blows. I like two way streets better