True or False - Decide yourself

[Kim]

Displaced, these are supposed to be FUN FUN useless facts, not facts extracted from some official science journal that has been reviewed by millions to enforce its authenticity and reliability -_-

[Troll King]

8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

Bilbo's been on me for making fun of his "urges" lately, so someone else come up with a Bilbo-likes-kids joke for this one.

[ZeUs!!]

This happened about 30 mins ago

Bilbo The Hobbit says:
i like girls with no breasts at all
Mike says:
men?
Mike says:
... or pre-teens?
Bilbo The Hobbit says:
a mixture
Bilbo The Hobbit says:
minus men

[Arc]

How hard can it be to use a toilet? Scenario 1: whip out your dick, aim, release, flush. Scenario 2: sit down, grunt and strain, wipe, flush. Not too fucking complicated, unless you happen to.. be.. an American.. well fuck, this was a wasted rant. :crying:

Actually a funny thing happend with my nuts and a public toilet seat.

[Da1andonly]

so tell us

[SEAL]

How hard can it be to use a toilet? Scenario 1: whip out your dick, aim, release, flush. Scenario 2: sit down, grunt and strain, wipe, flush. Not too fucking complicated, unless you happen to.. be.. an American.. well fuck, this was a wasted rant. :crying:

because it doesnt have a safety/warning label... americans fuck it up without that since they cant think for themself.

Suggestion: remove all safety/warning labels from all electronic devices and the problem solves itself.

[iKillburger]

ppl can slip when the floor is wet from the shower and hit their head on the toilet

[Reclusion]

I kicked the shit out of my toilet when one foot slipped after taking a shower. Had a lovely little bruise for a week or so.

[Ilya]

, are you drunk again reclusion

[Ha! Sheesh.]

Suggestion: remove all safety/warning labels from all electronic devices and the problem solves itself.

Not JUST electronic devices. If people can't figure out with a chainsaw "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands", screw 'em... Then we have to rid people of the ability to sue for their own stupidity.

[sice]

I kicked the shit out of my toilet when one foot slipped after taking a shower. Had a lovely little bruise for a week or so.

Are you saying you got in a fight with your toilet or you slipped and your leg hit the toilet?

[pv=nrt]

I always heard that it was 10% of the population that was lefties.

[Twerp]

Same pv. Also, I've heard that the average lefties life span is 10 years shorter than the right's. (No idea if it's true or not)

[Ha! Sheesh.]

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

The REAL reason:

[Pandagirl!]

Same pv. Also, I've heard that the average lefties life span is 10 years shorter than the right's. (No idea if it's true or not)

I hope it's not