let's go mad with mad libs!

[Ilya]

Afterwards he humped the door, and puked outside.
Then he picked up a (noun) and ate it.

[Vaela]

:fear:

[sice]

Then he picked up a human finger and ate it.
His friend (noun) (verb) and (verb) (noun).

[Torn Wing]

Then he picked up a human finger and ate it.
His friend ZeUs!! Bent Over and took it up the "arse"
Zeus!! then proceeded to (verb) to the (noun) of a very (adjective) (noun)

[Nickname]

His friend ZeUs!! Bent Over and took it up the "arse"
Zeus!! then proceeded to walk to the city of a very distant place.
Once there he was amazed by the (adjective) (noun)

[Torn Wing]

Zeus!! then proceeded to walk to the city of a very distant place.
Once there he was amazed by the Gigantic Golden Woody
He then (verb) before it, and (verb (past tense)) before it's (adjective) (noun)

[Adamant]

He then bowed before it and swooned before it's enormous girth
After that (noun) joined the festivities and (verb) Zeus!! twice

[King Missile]

He then bowed before it and swooned before it's enormous girth
After that an Orang-Outang joined the festivities and stabbed Zeus!! twice
After which Zeus was thrown off a cliff and (verb) his (adjective) (noun)!

[Sarien]

He then bowed before it and swooned before its enormous girth
After that an Orang-Outang joined the festivities and stabbed Zeus!! twice
After which Zeus was thrown off a cliff and cupped his retracting balls!

When Zeus awoke, he (verb) himself with some (nouns), and then went (noun).

[King Missile]

ah bah, why didn't you let him die??

[StarKitty]

When Zeus awoke, he found himself with some sheep, and then went blind.

The sheep then (verb) him and he (verb) while covering his (noun)


:wub:

[Bilbo]

The sheep then roosterized him and he cried while covering his red face.

Troll King __ the sheep until they had turned their attention to him.

[Vykromond]

seriously if i was handing out life awards you guys wouldn't get any

[colony]

Troll King then castrated the sheep until they had turned their attention to him.

Then they (verb) him so hard that he had no other choice but to (verb)

[Exotic]

Then they tickled him so hard that he had no other choice but to giggle.
Afterwards, he left (infinitive)