let's go mad with mad libs!

[Torn Wing]

Smelling of fish, he headed to the dojo to have extreme geriatric sex with Mr. Miyagi.

The sensai turned his attention to the giant (noun) on (Random Trencher)'s (noun), (verb present) at the sight of it.

[Jason]

Suddenly, The Karate Kid woke up, realizing it was all a dream, and found that he was sitting in a pile of sushi.
Smelling of fish, he headed to the dojo to (verb) with Mr. Miyagi.

[Kim]

Bilbo then punched, slapped, kicked, bit, threw, licked, licked more, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, castrated and ate the dead sheep.

Suddenly, (noun) woke up, realizing it was all a dream, and found that he/she was sitting in a pile of (noun).

[ZeUs!!]

Afterwards he left ...
Bilbo then (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb) and (verb) the dead sheep

[Exotic]

Then they tickled him so hard that he had no other choice but to giggle.
Afterwards, he left (infinitive)

[colony]

Troll King then castrated the sheep until they had turned their attention to him.

Then they (verb) him so hard that he had no other choice but to (verb)

[Vykromond]

seriously if i was handing out life awards you guys wouldn't get any

[Bilbo]

The sheep then roosterized him and he cried while covering his red face.

Troll King __ the sheep until they had turned their attention to him.

[StarKitty]

When Zeus awoke, he found himself with some sheep, and then went blind.

The sheep then (verb) him and he (verb) while covering his (noun)


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[King Missile]

ah bah, why didn't you let him die??

[Sarien]

He then bowed before it and swooned before its enormous girth
After that an Orang-Outang joined the festivities and stabbed Zeus!! twice
After which Zeus was thrown off a cliff and cupped his retracting balls!

When Zeus awoke, he (verb) himself with some (nouns), and then went (noun).

[King Missile]

He then bowed before it and swooned before it's enormous girth
After that an Orang-Outang joined the festivities and stabbed Zeus!! twice
After which Zeus was thrown off a cliff and (verb) his (adjective) (noun)!

[Adamant]

He then bowed before it and swooned before it's enormous girth
After that (noun) joined the festivities and (verb) Zeus!! twice

[Torn Wing]

Zeus!! then proceeded to walk to the city of a very distant place.
Once there he was amazed by the Gigantic Golden Woody
He then (verb) before it, and (verb (past tense)) before it's (adjective) (noun)

[Nickname]

His friend ZeUs!! Bent Over and took it up the "arse"
Zeus!! then proceeded to walk to the city of a very distant place.
Once there he was amazed by the (adjective) (noun)