let's go mad with mad libs!

[ZeUs!!]

Afterwards he left ...
Bilbo then (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb), (verb) and (verb) the dead sheep

[Kim]

Bilbo then punched, slapped, kicked, bit, threw, licked, licked more, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, castrated and ate the dead sheep.

Suddenly, (noun) woke up, realizing it was all a dream, and found that he/she was sitting in a pile of (noun).

[Jason]

Suddenly, The Karate Kid woke up, realizing it was all a dream, and found that he was sitting in a pile of sushi.
Smelling of fish, he headed to the dojo to (verb) with Mr. Miyagi.

[Torn Wing]

Smelling of fish, he headed to the dojo to have extreme geriatric sex with Mr. Miyagi.

The sensai turned his attention to the giant (noun) on (Random Trencher)'s (noun), (verb present) at the sight of it.