let's go mad with mad libs!

[Torn Wing]

Then he picked up a human finger and ate it.
His friend ZeUs!! Bent Over and took it up the "arse"
Zeus!! then proceeded to (verb) to the (noun) of a very (adjective) (noun)

[sice]

Then he picked up a human finger and ate it.
His friend (noun) (verb) and (verb) (noun).

[Vaela]

:fear:

[Ilya]

Afterwards he humped the door, and puked outside.
Then he picked up a (noun) and ate it.

[Exotic]

Afterwards, Johnny went to the 7-11 to buy a Big Gulp and pay the cashier.
Afterwards he (verb) the door, and (verb) outside.

[Existenz87]

Sadly, Johnny had to reclaim his confidence by overdosing the rat on heroin.
Afterwards, Johnny went to the 7-11 to (verb) a Big Gulp and (verb) the cashier.

[Kim]

NOTE: I think it would be better for everyone to just post the prior sentence along with your new one, if you want the whole story, just read up.

Suddenly, a rat came out of nowhere, scaring the shit out of Johnny.
(Adjective), Johnny had to reclaim his confidence by (verb) the (noun).

[Jason]

Little Johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of nowhere, a bird started jacking him off.
Johnny was so confused that he started screaming.
At that time Bilbo the Hobbit, playing in the water, started to stare at little Johnny.
He, wearing a yamakuh, extended his twig towards Johnny.
Johnny looked excited to see Bilbo; Bilbo rose out of the water.
As Bilbo's manly physique rose out of the water, Johnny's head started to hurt.
He went to his house and got some yeast infection medicine that made him feel better.
Suddenly, a (noun) came out of nowhere, scaring the (noun) out of Johnny.

edit: as this gets longer, maybe we can only put up the last 10-12 lines of it prior to our own sentence. it's going to get annoying reading every line. if not the last 10-12 lines, we'll have to at least but an extra line between sentences.

[Exotic]

Little Jjohnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of nowhere, a bird started jacking him off.
Johnny was so confused that he started screaming.
At that time Bilbo the Hobbit, playing in the water, started to stare at little Johnny.
He, wearing a yamaka, extended his twig towards johnny.
Johnny looked excited to see Bilbo; Bilbo rose out of the water.
As Bilbo's manly physique rose out of the water, Johnny's head started to hurt. He went to his house and got some (adjective) medicine that made him feel better .

[Ilya]

holy fuck that was supposed to be bilbo not bible

[Ewan]

Little Jjohnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of nowhere, a bird started jacking him off.
Johnny was so confused that he started screaming.
At that time Bilbo the Hobbit, playing in the water, started to stare at little Johnny.
He, wearing a yamaka, extended his twig towards johnny.
Johnny looked excited to see Bilbo; Bilbo rose out of the water.
As Bilbo's manly physique rose out of the water, Johnny's (noun) started to (verb).


EDIT: corrected to fix Ilya's error.

[Twerp]

Little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of no where, a bird started jacking him of.
Johnny was so confused that he started screaming.
At that time Bible the Hobbit, playing in the water, started to stare at little Johnny.
He, wearing a yamaka, extended his twig towards johnny.
Johnny looked (adjective) to see Bible. Bible the Hobbit (verb) out of the water.

[Ilya]

Little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of no where, a bird started jacking him of.
Johnny was so confused that he started screaming.
At that time Bilbo the Hobbit, playing in the water, started to stare at little Johnny.
He, wearing a (noun), extended his (noun) towards johnny

Little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of no where, a bird started jacking him of.
Johnny was so confused that he started screaming.
At that time a (noun), playing in the water, started to stare at little Johnny.

[Anduril.]

Little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of no where, a bird started jacking him of.
Johnny was so confused that he started (verb).