let's go mad with mad libs!

[dchao]

Little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore.
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face.
He got up and ran to his pet rock.
Then out of no where, a bird started (verb) him.

[Ilya]

little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore
But alas he didn't see the laptop and fell on his face
He got up and ran to his (noun)

[Bilbo]

little johnny was at the beach dancing along the shore
But alas he didn't see the ___ and fell on his face

[Jason]

alright, that other word game sucked. here's a much better one. we're going to keep a perpetual mad lib going. for those of you who may not know what a mad lib is, allow me to explain.

i'll start off with a sentence, leaving a blank. you fill in the blank with whatever part of speech i specify. for instance:

i went for a (verb) today

if i were to post that, the next dude can subsitute ANY verb they want into the sentence. after you do your substitution, you make make your own sentence. remember, you can use any part of speech for the blank, be it a noun, verb, adverb or adjective. also, just to (hopefully) keep it interesting, i ask that you please (pretty please with a cherry on top) try to make your sentence relate to the previous sentence so that we can get some form of an actual story going.

as for format, please include every sentence prior to yours. one sentence per line, keep stacking 'em.

alright then, here we go!

little johnny was at the beach (verb) along the shore