funny mental images

[Mr. Peanuts]

a nice antique chair...with shoes on each wooden chair leg!

and it's dancing!

Isn't that off Ali G when Borat said a joke?

[colony]

Melee winning twld

[cundor]

Jerome and Zeus!! playing in the same arena

[Mr. Peanuts]

So, I got up at 10 am today and the first thing I did when I got up was going downstairs to have some breakfast. When I came down I realised I was home alone (this is an important fact for the rest of my story). After my cup of coffee, I really felt like going to the toilet and completely own it. So I went to the toilet and I had to put of my dressing gown and then dropped down my Boxers. Then I was all settled to own the toilet and after I did some serious pooping, I realised that the toiletpaper wasn't on the spot it used to be....and when I started looking around I realised that there was no toiletpaper at all!!! And since I was home alone there was no one to shout at to get me some of the precious paper. So I stood up from the toilet and I went to the kitchen to get some paper towels. BUT I was completely naked and I had to walk pretty slow otherwise I might spoil some poop on the carpet. Untill now the situation looks pretty normal, but now it really gets bad When I was looking in the kitchen for paper towels, my mom came in. She screamed and was like 'wtf are you doing there naked with paper towels!!!!!!" And I was like: "there was no toilet paper" and she was like "yeah right"
I felt pretty embarrased...

That was pretty funny to imagine.

[NaiLed]

:up: :up:

[Kim]

Jerome and ZeUs!! playing.

[Jeansi]

Jerome and ZeUs!! playing.

damnit you beat me to it :grin:

[Vykromond]

i think we all thought of that joke

[Vehicle]

nockm, you ruined it with your 3 sided di thing. I sat in my chair for a good minute and a half and couldn't think of a possible way to have a 3 sided di.

Steven Tyler at a drug rehab meeting.

[Troll King]

Actually, Steven Tyler recently spoke at a Boston clinic for recovering drug addicts about his struggle to get clean and sober.

[Vehicle]

ok, let me reiterate....80's Steven Tyler at a drug rehab meeting.

[ZeUs!!]

Neanderfeld Man playing table tennis with Destiney's Child

[Edify]

zack de la rocha putting a bullet in the head of Pearl Jam.

[Xog]

an 84 year old asian woman with gangster clothing and golden teeth breakdancing.

[Ilya]

Neanderthal man fucking Destiny's Child