funny mental images

[ZeUs!!]

The original members of N*SYNC being arrested for financing a crystal meth lab

[Troll King]

A rabid sports fan trying to save money by getting a life-sized full torso tattoo of his favourite team's jersey as an alternative to paying for a real one.

... And the player whose name and number he got etched onto his back gets traded the very next day.

Martha Stewart doing an impression of Mr. T.

The Seinfeld quartet swapping bodies but keeping their own heads.

[ZeUs!!]

5earl jam> a hammer attached to an ice cream cone
5:ZeUs!!> a midget at the national museum trying to do decipher egyptian hyrogliphics
5:ZeUs!!> 3 organ donors agreeing on a place to meet next tuesday
5:ZeUs!!> actually i might post that one
5earl jam> haha man i made that thread totally shitfaced
5:ZeUs!!> ... i guessed
5:ZeUs!!> ive been drinkin but i think you'll take the record for that thread
5:ZeUs!!> 5 members of the Los Angeles fire fighting department simultaneously making the same cocktail
5:ZeUs!!> The head coach of Wycome Wanderers Football Club on an action adventure weekend in the Welsh Valleys
5earl jam> three precious little puppy dogs riding on surfboards
5earl jam> keanu reeves carrying a suitcase full of academy awards
5:ZeUs!!> Michael Moore trying to demolish a record shop using only karate chops
5:ZeUs!!> wearing a white dressing gown and a bandana
5:ZeUs!!> Mikhail Gorbachov losing at FIFA Football 2005 to Oddjob
5:ZeUs!!> and taking it badly
5earl jam> the entire cast of riverdance with a surprise performance in the middle of a traffic congested street
5:ZeUs!!> Three quarters of the Chicago production team giving each other a hi five and the one left out giving himself a pat on the back
5:ZeUs!!> Jaques Chirac deciding he'll have ice cream for dessert
5earl jam> Jaques Chirac assaulting Celine DIon with hugs
5:ZeUs!!> The CEO of Toyota Motors Inc taking the stairs instead of the lift
5:ZeUs!!> Celine Dion peeling her face mask back to reveal Dolph Lundren
5earl jam> as;dlfkjas hahahah
5earl jam> post that one
5:ZeUs!!> Larry Flynt taking a midday swim
5:ZeUs!!> i'll just post this log
5:ZeUs!!> Jay-Z waiting for a bus that isn't going to turn up
5:ZeUs!!> with his posse
5earl jam> Jay-Z with a posse consisted only of 13 year old upper-class white children
5earl jam> Donald Trump wearing a Fubu jersey
5:ZeUs!!> 13 year-old white children rapping with Jay-Z
5earl jam> Anyone wearing biker shorts
5:Jason> george w bush playing scrabble with a chimp, losing, and then declaring war on the congo
5earl jam> jason wearing biker shorts
5:ZeUs!!> A fed-up production worker at Nokia's Helsinki factory playing his favourite cd's
5:Jason> are we going for funny now, or ridiculously random
5:ZeUs!!> both
5earl jam> Unicorns viciously mauling Koala Bears
5:Jason> an iguana sniffing the ass of its owner, who happens to be in the middle of shaving his balls
5:ZeUs!!> One half of Franz Ferdinand against the other in a Greco-Roman wrestling match
5:Jason> ashley simpson doing karaoke
5earl jam> Popular heavy metal band Fear Factory volunteering at the local Boys and Girls
5:ZeUs!!> my favourite poster suddently springing to life and strangling the nearest pedestrian
5earl jam> the most delicious muffin in the world being guarded by 10 sabre-tooth tigers
5:ZeUs!!> sales of charmin toilet paper plummetting due to the invention of the magic sponge
5:ZeUs!!> the bottle of cola that never ends
5earl jam> two people having sex in a cactus factory
5earl jam> anyone affected with down syndrome spinning in circles
5:ZeUs!!> the general secretary of the russian communist party eloping with Jay Leno
5:Jason> 27 elephants playing ring around the rosie in a pit of broken glass
5earl jam> pink elephants
5earl jam> with the little white fluffy wings
5:Jason> yeah, pink elephants
5:ZeUs!!> 27 elephants suddenly catching a rare straing of hepatitus and simultaneously
5:ZeUs!!> i've already used simultaneously, shit
5:ZeUs!!> Famous Greek poet Homer discovering theres a planet with an even funnier name than his
5earl jam> an extremely popular emo band consisted of 4 robots and dave coulier, who played the character "uncle joey" on the sitcom full house. the only instruments played in the band are different pitched slide whistles
5earl jam> dothefandago smashing grapefruits with a 9 iron
5:Jason> the artist formerly known as prince and now once again known as prince marrying a princess and becoming an actual prince, only to run off with the king's young step son to record an album entitled "so this is what those catholic priests have been keeping to themselves"
5earl jam> richard creager walking an elderly woman across the street
5earl jam> divine rides dining at an elegant restaurant while wearing a motorcycle helmet with the visor down. he only lifts the visor to take bites of his meal
5earl jam> ilyaz wearing a tie
5:Jason> marlon brando in a black miniskirt and stilettos singing "it's raining men" at an s&m club in downtown la
5:Jason> charleton heston getting shot in a freak elk hunting accident
5earl jam> spybreak crying at a brooks and dunn concert
5:cynic> parents deciding to name their child charleton
5earl jam> face getting a haircut
5earl jam> from one of those guys in the movie barber shop
5:cynic> troll king smoking a blunt with all the characters from barber shop
5earl jam> dimboy frolicking on his school playground
5earl jam> oh man, you had to tap the gold mine that is troll king
5:Jason> telcat saying something intelligent
5earl jam> troll king playing rugby
5:Jason> troll king mud wrestling with CoT
5earl jam> triceratops getting a tattoo on his entire back that says "this is my back"
5earl jam> george w. bush shaking hands with the michelin man
5:Jason> that dancing guy from the six flags commercial doing synchronized swimming
5:ZeUs!!> a vain gorilla asking for directions
5earl jam> jerome in a steel cage match with that dancing guy from the six flags commercial
5:ZeUs!!> your holiday of choice when its fully booked
5:ZeUs!!> a characiture of condolezza rice with none of her face exagerrated
5earl jam> troll king bobbing his head to the music at da club
5:Jason> jerome in a steel cage match with that dancing guy from the six flags commercial, both are completely dismembered and can only attack each other with their teeth
5earl jam> finnish people breakdancing
5:ZeUs!!> courtney cox in front of a sell-out crowd attempting the world record for drop-kicks
5:ZeUs!!> yellowcard never making another record ever again
5:ZeUs!!> bilbo the hobbit chasing a girl his age
5earl jam> dashboard confessional confessing that they really aren't a very good band while being bludgeoned by an entire dashboard
5:ZeUs!!> Saddam Hussein escaping the death penalty and joining the prison pottery club in an attempt to win an early release for his good behavious
5:ZeUs!!> the little people breaking the glass and jumping out of your telly
5:ZeUs!!> and uniting with the people in your radio to attack the world's ankles
5:Jason> the band thursday dying in a freak escalator accident on wednesday
PlaZma-> oops
5:ZeUs!!> david hasselhoff deciding that one is enough
5earl jam> a young boy singing the song "drop it like it's hot" by snoop doggy dogg while walking into the kitchen. his mother, holding a pot full of boiling hot water, heeds his command and drops the pot because it's hot, scalding the family kitten
5:ZeUs!!> renaming christmas to FUN DAY
5earl jam> jason's last one was funny
5:ZeUs!!> the girl im chasing spending time with me for reasons other than sex
5earl jam> renaming st. patrick's day to "crunked like the motherfuckin' irish day"
5:ZeUs!!> the technology in plasma screen tv's being used to defeat alien invaders
5earl jam> a fax machine that is able to fax hugs
5:ZeUs!!> Fit <ZH> asking on staff chat if anyone has any macros for racing
5earl jam> i think we're tappec
5earl jam> d
5:ZeUs!!> tappecd?
5earl jam> yes tappecd
5:ZeUs!!> k
5:ZeUs!!> Michael Jackson dangling a baby out of a hotel window AND LETTING GO
5earl jam> R E S T E C P
5:Jason> mike tyson going to an ear throat and nose specialist only to find that the office is closed, but it's really not closed because the employees just shut all the lights off and pretended no one was home
5earl jam> mike tyson having an ice crema
5:ZeUs!!> playing dead due to lack of a real plan
5earl jam> cream
5:ZeUs!!> the band weezer running for election as the Califonian Governer
5:Jason> donald rumsfeld with the voice of fat albert
5:ZeUs!!> addressing everyone as Your Honour and finishing every sentence with perhaps
5earl jam> dolph lundgren wearing a monacle and blowing bubbles out of a pipe
5:ZeUs!!> whacking one out to Push It by Salt'n'Pepper
5:ZeUs!!> did you know Tigerex called his cat Chairman Mieow and my friend nick called his hamster MC HAMSTER?
5earl jam> haha
5earl jam> that's awful
5earl jam> divine rides and i participated in a $10 poker tournament yesterday
5earl jam> he got 1st and won $850
5earl jam> i got 329th
5earl jam> out of 343
5:ZeUs!!> out of?
5:ZeUs!!> quite bad
5:Jason> 850
5:Jason> hot damn
5earl jam> yeah he just went to best buy to blow it all
5earl jam> he's so fucking worthless
5earl jam>
5earl jam> :^)

[Gaia]

Underground scoring higher than 5-10 in a dd

[Jason]

a whooping crane that has caught the whooping cough singing "whoop! there it is!"

[Ilya]

[Fit of Rage]

It's been rumored that Hitler's mother had one abnormally large tit and one abnormally small one. They called her Biggie Smalls.

[Cylor]

Biggie Smalls was black, dude.

[Rion.]

So much for the master race.

[Sarien]

Idi Amin and Desmond Tutu laughing over a cup of hot chocolate in the back of a Sherman Tank

Ghandi in the Turret

[Sarien]

A man on fire stopping at a street vendor to buy a hot dog.

[Sarien]

George Bush pressuring Laura to have anal sex for the first time.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Sarien pressuring any girl to touch him for the first time

[StarKitty]

Bill Gates face when one of his cheques bounces :wub:

[Mr. Peanuts]

Tony Blair getting his head stomped in by 4 skinheads.