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  • Biggest screwup

    I want to see if anyone can top this.

    At work we receive shipping containers from overseas where customs hold them until bond charges are paid for, then we can release them.
    I had a driver come in this morning picking up one of these customs bonded boxes, only I didn't know it was bonded until I tried to get rid of it out of our system. By then, the driver had already taken it out of the terminal.
    The fine for releasing bonded boxes is $50,000

    Beat that.

    So i'm wondering if I should declare myself bankrupt now, or just opt for the easy way out and run my car off a bridge or ironically, under a truck. If you never hear from me again, assume the latter.

  • #2
    can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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    • #3
      sorry dude

      this doesnt top it but my mom caught me jacking off

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      • #4
        Declare bankruptcy. It gets rid of all your previous debt.
        Just like middle school, drawing pnus is frowned upon. ?go pictionary -SpookedOne

        (duckrager)> You are a worthless scammer i hope you fall on your head and have a seizure

        Tower> anyone here planning an 'Aura from trench wars bullied me' suicide?

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        • #5
          KILLURSLF LOL
          Last edited by Evasive; 10-31-2005, 07:49 PM.

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          • #6
            yeah declare bankruptcy they can't take money that you dont have - thats just logical right there.
            TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
            TelCat> hoes get paid :(
            TelCat> i dont

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            • #7
              ok. there has to be a way to track the driver down right? Even though you let the box go, you/someone records information on it correct? cant it be retrieved?
              audit> and btw, im your fan!

              DeeZ NuTs> time to own
              DeeZ NuTs> got my fedex hat on
              Azreal> LOloL
              cook> ROFL

              R.I.P VENOM

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              • #8
                Yeah, we can track down the driver. God knows what they were doing attempting to take it out without clearance, but hopefully they can return it before customs finds out. My collegues are trying to sort it out, so hopefully it turns out ok.
                Normally this kind of thing doesn't happen. I've been working in this area since mid November and I've only had one of these customs boxes come through from Sydney, and that one I was told about beforehand. This one however, I was not told about and I had no indication that it might be until I realised it. It's a flaw in the system and I'l be fucked if they think they can pin the blame on me alone.

                Anyway. I think I'll go home now and throw up the rest of my lunch...

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                • #9
                  I ended up fucking this one fat, ugly girl because my buddy was hitting on her better looking friend, so he needed a reason to make her stay overnight at his place.
                  Imagine my surprise when I found out that not only this better looking girl liked me more since like a month earlier and now that I did her friend she wouldn't have anything to do with me, but this fat ugly girl was some sort of my cousin, distant nontheless, but cousin still. On top of that she blackmailed me telling me that she'd tell my mum if I didn't fuck her few more times. 2 weeks after that I went to a university. 600 miles away. It felt like a good thing to do.


                  Still, it'd suck more to have to pay 50k...good luck with that.
                  Originally posted by Disliked
                  However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


                  Originally posted by concealed
                  when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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                  • #10
                    That's sick..incest..lol

                    Anyways Rudy, you'll get through this, fuck that truck driver up.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by mikes.
                      sorry dude

                      this doesnt top it but my mom caught me jacking off
                      Yeah, i'd rather lose the 50k then have this happen.
                      Dodge in game :greedy:

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                      • #12
                        I screwed up a Tetra Pak run (total of 3 times now) at the cost of $9000 per time, not counting hotel food and supplies. Actual cost would probably be about $15000 per time. Still got me job though
                        To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
                        brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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                        • #13
                          I was working in international shipping and receiving for a while few years ago and we weren't made to personally pay off customs fines. We were just fired. :shifty:
                          DoCk>> im king of tw, i grant all twers permission to fornicate
                          DoCk>> there's sucking up going on? i want in on it too :P

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                          • #14
                            Now that is* nasty, I will pray for you!
                            Last edited by 1ight; 01-17-2005, 04:35 AM. Reason: is*
                            Endless space, endless exploration.

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                            • #15
                              (Machine of God)>hi
                              NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                              internet de la jerome

                              because the internet | hazardous

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