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  • Is your mom "anti_Computer" ?

    I have a mom, she is as anti-computer as you could imagine....
    Originally posted by Mother
    Umm, *MY NAME CONFIDENTIAL*(*cough*check profile*cough*) how do you open up internet, and can you help me enter my gmail? i tryed putting my name in and it doesn't work
    And by name, i mean her name, not nickname, but her name, without a password, and thats just the tip of the iceberg, she is like magnetised to computer stupidity! Any1 else have an anti-technoligy mom like this? post your experiences.

    Da fo shizzle Zabuza out, peace :fear:
    (always wanted to try that!)

  • #2
    2nd worst topic ever.
    To all the virgins, Thanks for nothing
    brookus> my grandmother died when she heard people were using numbers in their names in online games.. it was too much for her little heart

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Zabuza
      I have a mom
      no way?
      can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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      • #4
        yo momma so fat when she went on the internet, she broke it

        :lol:
        can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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        • #5
          My mom still thinks that without America Online, there is no internet. Like everyone in the world uses AOL.
          DELETED

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          • #6
            Wtf your mom uses Gmail? She's ahead of alot of moms already
            ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
            Failure teaches success.
            . â–²
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            • #7
              my mom thought she would stop my porn browsing by installing Norton anti virus. I give her credit though, it slowed me down for about an hour.
              Originally posted by Tone
              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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              • #8
                I taught my mom how to play solitare on the computer today... "so how do i make the card come up?" click it. "what about here?" click it. "and how do i get this card here?" click and drag it. "How do I get that ace there?" double click or click and drag. "But there's an empty spot!" So when you get a king, drag it there. "It won't give me any good cards!!!!" so start again? "But I've been playing for like half an hour!!" so keep trying? "I hate this!" So don't play. "How do I get that card there again..?" CLICK! CLICK ! CLICK! CLICK AND DRAG! THATS ALL!

                Computer illiteracy at it's best.
                Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?

                Undisputed Pre-Menstral Super-Bitch Internet Kickboxing Champion 2005

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Volcs
                  Computer illiteracy at it's best.
                  Right before I viewed that post:

                  Kingspids> well guys im going to sleep goodluk in twib btw we are going to WIN gl the rejcted retards or w/e ur kalled :> c-ya retrieve
                  NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                  internet de la jerome

                  because the internet | hazardous

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                  • #10
                    yeah actually my mom doesnt like it when im on the computer and it's annoying.
                    Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                    apt>yes u can wtf
                    apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                    apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                    apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                    Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                    apt>na
                    apt>ill show you pictures
                    apt>next time I masturbate

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                    • #11
                      Well I guess some people like the real thing then a bunch of 0's and 1's.
                      Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
                      Thrashing> "LET'S FUCK!"
                      Thrashing> Like that, Ott?
                      Catgirl> rofl
                      Missy> o.O im so leaving this chat

                      Kim> hal, say fit of rage sucks ballz
                      fit of r> here, i'll do it for you
                      fit of r> I SUCK BALLS
                      Kim> loool
                      fit of r> I LOVE BIG HAIRY MAN BALLS

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                      • #12
                        My mom thinks its good/bad good-that she thinks i could get a good career in computer tech Bad- Getting anti-social <_<
                        Ryo: i havent gone back to see my teachers
                        Ryo: i saw one eating ice cream with his daughter once
                        Ryo: i was like
                        Ryo: sup fucker

                        I Luv Cook> omg die

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                        • #13
                          My 70 year old dad bought a computer with win xp about 6 months ago, and he still can't figure out how to check his email. He calls me up pissed off and I have to walk him through it. He doesn't know any of the terminology, so when I ask to open internet explorer, he doesn't understand what I mean. He doesn't know the difference between a browser and a website. It's just really sad.

                          He's also bitterly resentful that he still can't use his old computer that is loaded with win95 because he learned to figure that one out.

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                          • #14
                            My mom reads every single word on a website before clicking on a link.
                            5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                            5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                            5: Da1andonly> =((
                            5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                            5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                            5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                            • #15
                              Don't get too high on your horses, in 40 years time it will be us as the "dumb" ones.

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