By writing coherently and not spewing forth internet diarrhea every 10 minutes, is definitely closer to being mature than anything on these forums.
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Again, why come to the TW forums expecting maturity. I'm sure a good number of the forum posters are mature at times, but do we really care to act that way here all the time? Nah, it's not that serious. At least, I don't see it that way.
Case in point, that one time I went to put to check out the weasel rumors, I saw PH saying in pub something along the lines of-
" But that's right, I forgot they don't teach kids how to read in China "
Or something along those lines. It was childish sure, but it was pretty funny. That and I knew he wasn't being serious about it. Am I supposed to think he's an immature jackass all the time just because of some of the comments he makes here or in pub? Of course not. So relax, this forum has been the exact same ever since I first came here and saw a Scout1 flamethread.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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The way I see it, you have two choices:
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Buy these things:
A Cannibal Corpse compact disc
Medieval War Mace
Glass objects
Every time you think that he is spying on you, crank up the Cannibal Corpse and smash the glass objects with your medieval war mace. Yell while doing so- preferably latin phrases.
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Just let him tap that shit like you're a Motley Crue groupie. Raw-dog balls-to-taint style, homie.PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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Originally posted by Pearl JamThe way I see it, you have two choices:
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Buy these things:
A Cannibal Corpse compact disc
Medieval War Mace
Glass objects
Every time you think that he is spying on you, crank up the Cannibal Corpse and smash the glass objects with your medieval war mace. Yell while doing so- preferably latin phrases.
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Just let him tap that shit like you're a Motley Crue groupie. Raw-dog balls-to-taint style, homie.Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?
Undisputed Pre-Menstral Super-Bitch Internet Kickboxing Champion 2005
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a) buy something to cover up the window.
b) dont walk into that room naked if you know people can see you if you dont want it.
b) tell your neighbour you saw someone and ask him to keep and 'eye out' for suspicious people since 'you are going to call the police next time'.
c) buy a camera/webcam and set it to record on movement. put a little post-it note on the door saying 'smile, youre on camera!'
but mostly
d) be sure you saw what you 'think' you saw before you assume it's your neighbour..
ASS|U|ME - when you assume, you make an ASS of U and ME.
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Originally posted by GemfireFor one thing, I'm more mature than you'll ever be, and two you shouldnt be talking since youre younger than me.Originally posted by ToneIt is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.Originally posted by the_paulGargle battery acid fuckfaceOriginally posted by Material GirlI tried downloading a soundcard
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pre-emptive strike is the only answer... He can't rape you if you rape him first.
And if he rapes you back, just rape him again but harder.http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread
"Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo
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Originally posted by ZeUs!!Ewan obviously likes the permenantly startled expression on a girlUSS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?
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Originally posted by SEALASS|U|ME - when you assume, you make an ASS of U and ME.Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - hero
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