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  • #61
    By writing coherently and not spewing forth internet diarrhea every 10 minutes, is definitely closer to being mature than anything on these forums.
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    • #62
      Again, why come to the TW forums expecting maturity. I'm sure a good number of the forum posters are mature at times, but do we really care to act that way here all the time? Nah, it's not that serious. At least, I don't see it that way.

      Case in point, that one time I went to put to check out the weasel rumors, I saw PH saying in pub something along the lines of-

      " But that's right, I forgot they don't teach kids how to read in China "

      Or something along those lines. It was childish sure, but it was pretty funny. That and I knew he wasn't being serious about it. Am I supposed to think he's an immature jackass all the time just because of some of the comments he makes here or in pub? Of course not. So relax, this forum has been the exact same ever since I first came here and saw a Scout1 flamethread.
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #63
        The way I see it, you have two choices:

        1:
        Buy these things:

        A Cannibal Corpse compact disc
        Medieval War Mace
        Glass objects

        Every time you think that he is spying on you, crank up the Cannibal Corpse and smash the glass objects with your medieval war mace. Yell while doing so- preferably latin phrases.

        2:

        Just let him tap that shit like you're a Motley Crue groupie. Raw-dog balls-to-taint style, homie.
        PLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Squeezer
          Gemfire= 17

          yeah, ure real mature.
          Fuck you, 17 is a damn good age.
          Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?

          Undisputed Pre-Menstral Super-Bitch Internet Kickboxing Champion 2005

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Pearl Jam
            The way I see it, you have two choices:

            1:
            Buy these things:

            A Cannibal Corpse compact disc
            Medieval War Mace
            Glass objects

            Every time you think that he is spying on you, crank up the Cannibal Corpse and smash the glass objects with your medieval war mace. Yell while doing so- preferably latin phrases.

            2:

            Just let him tap that shit like you're a Motley Crue groupie. Raw-dog balls-to-taint style, homie.
            Hey PJ, you seen her tits yet? it's kinda funny
            Kthx> Does JB Inc pay his child support with pub bux?

            Undisputed Pre-Menstral Super-Bitch Internet Kickboxing Champion 2005

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Volcs
              Fuck you, 17 is a damn good age.

              holla back youngin

              WOOO WOOO!!!!

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              • #67
                a) buy something to cover up the window.
                b) dont walk into that room naked if you know people can see you if you dont want it.
                b) tell your neighbour you saw someone and ask him to keep and 'eye out' for suspicious people since 'you are going to call the police next time'.
                c) buy a camera/webcam and set it to record on movement. put a little post-it note on the door saying 'smile, youre on camera!'
                but mostly
                d) be sure you saw what you 'think' you saw before you assume it's your neighbour..

                ASS|U|ME - when you assume, you make an ASS of U and ME.

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by SEAL
                  ASS|U|ME - when you assume, you make an ASS of U and ME.
                  HOLY SHIT! I never thought about it that way, that's totally great and doesn't reek of gradeschool teachers' poor attempts at destroying human nature.
                  You go sealfriend.
                  sage

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Squeezer
                    Gemfire= 17

                    yeah, ure real mature.
                    For one thing, I'm more mature than you'll ever be, and two you shouldnt be talking since youre younger than me.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Gemfire
                      For one thing, I'm more mature than you'll ever be, and two you shouldnt be talking since youre younger than me.
                      You know you've run out of logical arguments when you try to use a four-month difference in age for leverage.
                      Originally posted by Tone
                      It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                      Originally posted by the_paul
                      Gargle battery acid fuckface
                      Originally posted by Material Girl
                      I tried downloading a soundcard

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                      • #71
                        pre-emptive strike is the only answer... He can't rape you if you rape him first.

                        And if he rapes you back, just rape him again but harder.
                        http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

                        "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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                        • #72
                          Four months may not be much, but the point still remains that he has the maturity of a ten year old. He has no right to talk in this situation(or in 90% of the time that he says anything).

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                            Ewan obviously likes the permenantly startled expression on a girl
                            That's the only times I ever get to see them naked.
                            USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                            ---A few minutes later---
                            9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                            9:Kim> UM
                            9:Kim> i didn't
                            9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                            9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                            9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                            9:pascone> lol?

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by SEAL
                              ASS|U|ME - when you assume, you make an ASS of U and ME.
                              My teacher always told us that in 7th grade. He was cool.
                              Pandagirl!

                              (ph)>12 is just right

                              In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                              1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                              1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                              1:Chao <ER>> at all
                              1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                              1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                              Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                              Chao <ER> - hero

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                              • #75
                                I learned that on Benny Hill. Beat that.

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