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  • #46
    BNio why even bother just spank it already

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    • #47
      hey pauloakenfold

      can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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      • #48
        Originally posted by PaulOakenfold
        You must not know much about religion then.
        yeah i understand the whole sex as a gift thing. That god gave it to us to reproduce and make many for our nations of Israel, but are we really stuck in the old testament?
        Originally posted by Tone
        Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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        • #49
          IF GOD DIDN'T WANT GIRLS TO LIKE SEX:

          WHY DID He GIVE THEM A CLIT?
          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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          • #50
            I think (well, more accurately, I believe,) that abstaining from self-gratification in order to be more pleasing to God is one of those key things that separates humans from animals.
            TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
            TelCat> hoes get paid :(
            TelCat> i dont

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Bioture
              I think (well, more accurately, I believe,) that abstaining from self-gratification in order to be more pleasing to God is one of those key things that separates humans from animals.
              Agreed, I don't like it when my dog licks herself in that arena :sick: (yay, finally found a use for that smiley)

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              • #52
                I get jealous when my dog licks his balls.
                Originally posted by Tone
                It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                Originally posted by the_paul
                Gargle battery acid fuckface
                Originally posted by Material Girl
                I tried downloading a soundcard

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Bioture
                  I think (well, more accurately, I believe,) that abstaining from self-gratification in order to be more pleasing to God is one of those key things that separates humans from animals.
                  No, that's one of the key idiotic beliefs that makes humans more similar to animals, by being irrational.
                  The pleasure's all mine.

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                  • #54
                    Let me reword what I just said:

                    I think (well, more accurately, I believe,) that abstaining from self-gratification in order to be more pleasing to God is one of those key things that separates people of faith from animals.
                    TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                    TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                    TelCat> i dont

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                    • #55
                      Its only your mind that makes it immoral or wrong. Nuff said.

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                      • #56
                        In response to the original question:

                        This much
                        USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                        ---A few minutes later---
                        9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                        9:Kim> UM
                        9:Kim> i didn't
                        9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                        9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                        9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                        9:pascone> lol?

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Bioture
                          Let me reword what I just said:

                          I think (well, more accurately, I believe,) that abstaining from self-gratification in order to be more pleasing to God is one of those key things that separates people of faith from animals.
                          No, that's what separates people of faith from people who aren't dumbasses.
                          The pleasure's all mine.

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                          • #58
                            what lucon, do you want him do jack it? eh?
                            Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
                            apt>yes u can wtf
                            apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
                            apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
                            apt>so i dont miss the toilet
                            Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
                            apt>na
                            apt>ill show you pictures
                            apt>next time I masturbate

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                            • #59
                              I don't know what's more sad, the fact that bioture created a thread like this, or that people actually responded to it with an answer. Just when I thought I finally had a grasp on how weird people can get bioture surprises me......again and again.
                              (ZaBuZa)>sigh.. i been playing this game since i was 8... i am more mature then ull ever be...

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Nickname
                                Depends on the day. I keep hearing this girlfriend clause bullshit, which i really think is bullshit. When i don't have a gf i tend to do it less, whereas when i do have a gf and we don't have sex, then it's sex for one baby.
                                .
                                Maybe the only honest post in this thread.
                                http://www.trenchwars.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15100 - Gallileo's racist thread

                                "Mustafa sounds like someone that likes to fly planes into buildings." -Galleleo

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