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  • cundor
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    Love is know her name

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  • Squeezer
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    Originally posted by Bioture
    love is something created by hallmark so they can capitalize on it. In conjunction with valentines day, hallmark is the indisputed monopoly of love.
    closest to the pin so far.

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  • Bioture
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    love is something created by hallmark so they can capitalize on it. In conjunction with valentines day, hallmark is the indisputed monopoly of love.

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  • Ronin
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    If you don't think this is the greatest song, I'll fight you... That's no lie.

    Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
    Gonna grab some afternoon delight
    My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
    Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
    When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
    And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

    Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
    Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
    Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
    And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
    Sky rockets in flight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight

    Started out this morning feeling so polite
    I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
    But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
    A little afternoon delight
    Sky rockets in flight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight

    Please be waiting for me, baby, when I come around
    We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down

    Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
    Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
    Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
    And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
    Sky rockets in flight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight
    Afternoon delight

    Afternoon delight!


    That's love fellas.
    Last edited by Ronin; 02-14-2005, 11:13 AM.

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  • Horny Elf
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    Originally posted by Squeezer
    "You're The Only One" By: Maria Mena.......Yeah Zeus u came up with it <_<

    Well I saw you with your hands above your head
    Spinning around, trying not to look down
    But you did, and you fell, hard on the ground
    Then you stumbled around for a good ten minutes
    And I said I'd never seen anyone look so dumb before
    And you laughed and said I still know how to turn you on though

    You're the only one who
    Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
    You're the only one who
    Knows exactly what I mean

    And I probably forgot to tell you this
    Like that time I forgot to tell you about the scar
    Remember how uncomfortable that made you feel?
    See you're not what I expected
    But you're the only one who knows how to handle me
    And you're such a great kisser and I know that you agree

    You're the only one who
    Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
    You're the only one who
    Knows exactly what I mean

    I hope you can forgive me for that time
    When I put my hand between your legs
    And said it was small
    Cuz its really not at all
    I guess there's just a part of me that likes to bring you down
    Just to keep you around
    Cuz the day you realize how amazing you are
    You're gonna leave me

    You're the only one who
    Holds my hair back when I'm drunk and get sick
    You're the only one who
    Knows exactly what I mean

    You're the only one who
    Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
    You're the only one who
    Knows exactly what I mean

    Exactly what I mean

    Well I saw you with your hands above your head
    Spinning around, trying not to look down
    But you did, and you fell, hard on the ground
    Amazing.
    Maria Mena, an anoretic slut from norway who wouldnt recognize a clear tone if it came and smacked her in the face, has become "known" beyond the borders of Norway.

    A disgrace i tell you

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  • ZeUs!!
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    Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts
    when theyre being sick? I've seen a picture with that caption somewhere.
    I've never seen that picture I'm speaking from experience, but it appears I've stumbled across an age-old internet joke and I really wish I hadn't

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  • Jerome Scuggs
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    Love is the use of a video camera.

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  • Mr. Peanuts
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    Originally posted by ZeUs!!
    Holding someone's hair back
    when theyre being sick? I've seen a picture with that caption somewhere.

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  • Squeezer
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    "You're The Only One" By: Maria Mena.......Yeah Zeus u came up with it <_<

    Well I saw you with your hands above your head
    Spinning around, trying not to look down
    But you did, and you fell, hard on the ground
    Then you stumbled around for a good ten minutes
    And I said I'd never seen anyone look so dumb before
    And you laughed and said I still know how to turn you on though

    You're the only one who
    Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
    You're the only one who
    Knows exactly what I mean

    And I probably forgot to tell you this
    Like that time I forgot to tell you about the scar
    Remember how uncomfortable that made you feel?
    See you're not what I expected
    But you're the only one who knows how to handle me
    And you're such a great kisser and I know that you agree

    You're the only one who
    Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
    You're the only one who
    Knows exactly what I mean

    I hope you can forgive me for that time
    When I put my hand between your legs
    And said it was small
    Cuz its really not at all
    I guess there's just a part of me that likes to bring you down
    Just to keep you around
    Cuz the day you realize how amazing you are
    You're gonna leave me

    You're the only one who
    Holds my hair back when I'm drunk and get sick
    You're the only one who
    Knows exactly what I mean

    You're the only one who
    Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
    You're the only one who
    Knows exactly what I mean

    Exactly what I mean

    Well I saw you with your hands above your head
    Spinning around, trying not to look down
    But you did, and you fell, hard on the ground

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  • T3l Ca7
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    Love is something between fantasizing a fairy tale and indulging your primary human urge.

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  • Squeezer
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    Love is being able to look at Telcat nekkid, and not puke.

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  • Subjugation
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    love is a girl willing to toss your salad. unless it's in exchange for $100.

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  • Ilya
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    love is when you make a girl gag on an abnormally large cucumber and she doesn't call the police

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  • Fluffz
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    nah, thats a good gag

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  • Ilya
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    love is when you grab a girl's tits and she doesnt call the police

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