Love is...

[ZeUs!!]

Holding someone's hair back

[Exotic]

i saw this somewhere

[ZeUs!!]

I just thought it up 5 minutes ago brushing my teeth

[Fluffz]

did u think of a guy getting a blowjob while he holds the girls hair so the camera can get a good shot?

[Ilya]

love is when you grab a girl's tits and she doesnt call the police

[Fluffz]

nah, thats a good gag

[Ilya]

love is when you make a girl gag on an abnormally large cucumber and she doesn't call the police

[Subjugation]

love is a girl willing to toss your salad. unless it's in exchange for $100.

[Squeezer]

Love is being able to look at Telcat nekkid, and not puke.

[T3l Ca7]

Love is something between fantasizing a fairy tale and indulging your primary human urge.

[Squeezer]

"You're The Only One" By: Maria Mena.......Yeah Zeus u came up with it <_<

Well I saw you with your hands above your head
Spinning around, trying not to look down
But you did, and you fell, hard on the ground
Then you stumbled around for a good ten minutes
And I said I'd never seen anyone look so dumb before
And you laughed and said I still know how to turn you on though

You're the only one who
Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
You're the only one who
Knows exactly what I mean

And I probably forgot to tell you this
Like that time I forgot to tell you about the scar
Remember how uncomfortable that made you feel?
See you're not what I expected
But you're the only one who knows how to handle me
And you're such a great kisser and I know that you agree

You're the only one who
Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
You're the only one who
Knows exactly what I mean

I hope you can forgive me for that time
When I put my hand between your legs
And said it was small
Cuz its really not at all
I guess there's just a part of me that likes to bring you down
Just to keep you around
Cuz the day you realize how amazing you are
You're gonna leave me

You're the only one who
Holds my hair back when I'm drunk and get sick
You're the only one who
Knows exactly what I mean

You're the only one who
Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
You're the only one who
Knows exactly what I mean

Exactly what I mean

Well I saw you with your hands above your head
Spinning around, trying not to look down
But you did, and you fell, hard on the ground

[Mr. Peanuts]

Holding someone's hair back

when theyre being sick? I've seen a picture with that caption somewhere.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Love is the use of a video camera.

[ZeUs!!]

when theyre being sick? I've seen a picture with that caption somewhere.

I've never seen that picture I'm speaking from experience, but it appears I've stumbled across an age-old internet joke and I really wish I hadn't

[Horny Elf]

"You're The Only One" By: Maria Mena.......Yeah Zeus u came up with it <_<

Well I saw you with your hands above your head
Spinning around, trying not to look down
But you did, and you fell, hard on the ground
Then you stumbled around for a good ten minutes
And I said I'd never seen anyone look so dumb before
And you laughed and said I still know how to turn you on though

You're the only one who
Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
You're the only one who
Knows exactly what I mean

And I probably forgot to tell you this
Like that time I forgot to tell you about the scar
Remember how uncomfortable that made you feel?
See you're not what I expected
But you're the only one who knows how to handle me
And you're such a great kisser and I know that you agree

You're the only one who
Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
You're the only one who
Knows exactly what I mean

I hope you can forgive me for that time
When I put my hand between your legs
And said it was small
Cuz its really not at all
I guess there's just a part of me that likes to bring you down
Just to keep you around
Cuz the day you realize how amazing you are
You're gonna leave me

You're the only one who
Holds my hair back when I'm drunk and get sick
You're the only one who
Knows exactly what I mean

You're the only one who
Drags me kicking and screaming through fast dreams
You're the only one who
Knows exactly what I mean

Exactly what I mean

Well I saw you with your hands above your head
Spinning around, trying not to look down
But you did, and you fell, hard on the ground

Amazing.
Maria Mena, an anoretic slut from norway who wouldnt recognize a clear tone if it came and smacked her in the face, has become "known" beyond the borders of Norway.

A disgrace i tell you