hot and spicy food

[Ilya]

i've never noticed the pope's resemblance to andy rooney until now



on the other hand, all old dudes look the same

[Kim]

I can't do without the hot sauce. Favorite one being that hot sauce that's usually available when eating beef teriyaki with rice or the sort, looks like a concentrated red color. Kimchi isn't really hot, but some of them can get quite spicy, and i must have it on everything edible.

[Troll King]

My friends and I have contests to see who can down the largest lump of wasabi without needing water.

[Kim]

That's really a test of how much your sinuses can hold out before you burst desperately into tears ^-^

[Richard Creager]

Hot shit isn't bad, but I think it kills more taste than it brings.

[Ewan]

The con would be burning ass while taking a dump, and it can irreversibly upset your stomach if you really have too much.

You say it should be Recyled Humour instead of Humor, yet you say ass?

[Edify]

wasabi is good with stuff. mostly fish and sashimi.

pro would be bragging rights about eating a green pasty substance.

also good for dares.

[Subjugation]

omfg i love wasabi with my sushi. i like to torture myself with it. feels kinda good, after that burn.

It's like S&M with food.

[Xog]

it changes the taste of your sperm (to bad). So if a chick is gonna give you a blowjob and swallow u better warn her ahead of time, or just be an ass and make her taste the worst tasting stuff she'll ever taste.

[Kolar]

Assholes burning? Xog should have some kind of remidy for this.

[Xog]

So should you.

[PaulOakenfold]

Yah, Milk closes your tastebuds up, or blocks the 'spicy' taste buds temporarily.

Hottest natural spice in the world - habanero.

[Kim]

Hottest human alive: hercules

[Jerome Scuggs]

I'm from Louisiana. My father is part cajun as as such I eat spicy food 24/7.

Lesson I: To not look like an ass, start off by drinking tobasco. That numbs the tongue.

Lesson II: Never bitch. Ever. bitching makes you female.

Lesson III: For the most part, the "hottest" foods can be downed in a manner that it will seem like you've been doing it all your life. Most cajun foods are cooked with spices in the sauce / broth. Just suck it off, swallow, and slowsly eat the food itself, making it look like you're enjoying the flavor.

It really is alot of etiquitte in a real Cajun household, so this might not apply. But I have battled wits at the spicy burrito stand with Melufa, and these rules assured instant glory. (And the oppurtunity to see how Melufa always wins trivia, a feat which still amazes me - he is a fast typing fucker)

Physical: have a tough stomach. I have never had diarrhea or any problems other than an esophagus that burned a little.

Anyways, my favorite spicy foods in order:

1. Jambalaya
2. Hooters Buffalo Wings (taste over spice but y'know)
3. Gumbo
4. Shrimp
5. Curry (and the myriad of spicy things like shrimp and chicken that come with)
6. Thai food (there's a joint in Dallas near Coppell high school that's mighty fine)
7. Burritos
8. Mexican Food

[Benno]

strange you would write about drinking tabasco then list hooter's buffalo wings in the "hot" collumn.