I got assaulted. No, really.

[SaucyKing]

you probably deserved it

And to that I'll just say you can suck my dick thx

[Mr. Peanuts]

Heh, A guy at my school set a fire in a toilet using all the toilet paper and deodorant, he went and lamed it on his hellish upbringing and they let him off with a warning.

I once was sitting in the hall waiting for an assembly to start, and everyone was talking. I laughed at something my friend said and got sent out and the fat, sweaty fuck of a headteacher was screaming at me until I mentioned the recent divorce of my parents.

[ZeUs!!]

Uh, my entire face and my clothes were literally covered in blood, and I have a deep laceration on my forehead that needed stitches. I also have about 4 lumps on hy head, and my face is slightly swollen.

I dunno, maybe I just don't know how to NOT let anyone find out something like that happened.

Yeah but I wouldn't tell everyone on the internet about it

[Twerp]

Just like the telcat thread :P

Heh, A guy at my school set a fire in a toilet using all the toilet paper and deodorant, he went and lamed it on his hellish upbringing and they let him off with a warning.

Two years ago, in 7th grade, a kid stuck wet paper towels up in the soap dispensor(sp?) and set the paper on fire. Everyone missed their whole 4th period. Lucky it was science . The kid was expelled.

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[Ewan]

Why not, it's not like it's particularly embarrassing like if he got beaten into the same condition in a fair fight.

[Evasive]

egg his car

[Squeezer]

I know what I would do in that situation, but it's not what you would do. So coming from your point of view, I think you should sue. I hope you get better soon though!

Something like that recently happened to one of my buds at school who's Jewish. They didn't beat her up but threatened to kill her and bomb her house and everything. So now he's in jail and her family is thinking of sueing too.

Zeus, we play pool in gym too. We actually had a whole month in PE class dedicated to recreational sports - pool, bowling, badminton, darts, shuffleboard, ping pong, and horseshoes.

and ppl start to wonder about the obesity problem in America.

Okay, when i used to get picked on in Elementary school, I would always enlist the aide of ppl who were older, and much bigger than the guy bullying me. That way, if he ever tried to fuck with me, I would have two offensive linemen gaurding my back. It helps to befriend big dudes.

[AcidBomber]

Dude, sue that asshole period. <_<
Dont hesitate to go back to class, he cant do shit anyways. I would think he got in shit with the deans & cops.

[Existenz87]

have you and your billiards buddies gang up on him and beat the fucking shit out of him.

[Edify]

Pfft at my school he got 3 days suspension. My school is so messed up.

stop drawing attention from SaucyKing.

[Pandagirl!]

Mmk.

[Condit]

sue him, and get some self defense lessons.

[dchao]

Summary:

SUE HIS FUCKING PANTS OFF.

[SaucyKing]

stop drawing attention from SaucyKing.

Yeah dammit. <.<

Just kidding :P

[iNgeNfyRe]

i hear billiards cues make nice weapons. :fear: