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  • #31
    Originally posted by Wil
    Is it just me, or does the thought of 2 or 3 women per man on Earth sound uite interesting. Tha would give each man more than one wife. Then one wife could be assigned to the kitchen, another to the washing and ironing, and the finest wife assigned to taking care of your needs. ^-^
    And having a threesome+ would no longer have to be a novilty :grin:

    ... of course!!

    That's why we have more men than women across the earth... so that we can have one that is good at cooking can talk to you decently and makes romantic dinners but doesn't have a nice body neither has enough money than you have the one that has that nice credit card but sucks at bed and dont have any time left because it spends it all at the office and finally you have the one that has that nice body and is worth more than 5 minutes of fun but is broke and is head is full of sand...

    SO!! Wich one of them are you??
    Ahh you can't pick twice...

    :P
    A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.

    Cyrano de Bergerac

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Vykromond
      anduril. what the fuck is wrong with you
      seriously
      Lol .. I actually even forgot about writing that. But yeh .. I was very bored yesterday at 2am.
      Anyway ... I still wouldn't read it. Too long and probably without context. Can someone summarize it please ?
      7:Barton> hi tats
      7:Barton> still no smod?
      7:Barton> :(
      7:Tatsumaru uk> heh no
      7:Barton> guess u need to do more ass kissing

      3:Harder> we could be like tom cruise in top gun with team speak
      3:Harder> "MAVRIC I GOTTA BIRD ON MY BACK!!"

      8:Ghast> LOL METALKID LOOKS LIKE A WEASEL ROFLROFL

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      • #33
        I wouldn't mind having over three wifes.
        Thrashing> "That'll be 25.99, thank you for buying, please come again"
        Thrashing> "LET'S FUCK!"
        Thrashing> Like that, Ott?
        Catgirl> rofl
        Missy> o.O im so leaving this chat

        Kim> hal, say fit of rage sucks ballz
        fit of r> here, i'll do it for you
        fit of r> I SUCK BALLS
        Kim> loool
        fit of r> I LOVE BIG HAIRY MAN BALLS

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        • #34
          Holy shit. Navigating through her comments I found a user talking about Naziporn - so naturally I was intrigued. Apparently Naziporn is not pictures of Hitler's one teste but it is a bunch of stupid sluts dressing up like Nazis and doing each other. Who the fuck pops one over this kind of shit?

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          • #35
            Prince Harry apparently.

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            • #36
              Prince Harry needs to be assassinated.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Sleepy Weasel
                Yes but to fully replenish the population of our planet unless they have twins they'll have to get pregnant twice. Obviously her logic is above your head.
                It may be, but I'm stride for stride with your sarcasm B)
                Originally posted by Tone
                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                • #38
                  She probably got turned down by her best guy friend recently or something.

                  Liquid, answer me what yo uwere doing at livejournal.com

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                  • #39
                    Saw it linked on another forum, thought you guys would find it hillarious. But yea, I think Sarien digs the naziporn >_>
                    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Miku19
                      Lol, a friend of mine would kill you for saying that. $

                      Bring it.. I'd bitchslap him/her in the face with mah penis aswell. I'm here to teach and guide all who lost the path of enlightment.. or something.. anyways I KICK ASS :fear:
                      Under <ZH>> pred i want to taste your man juice!!!
                      Originally posted by Cig Smoke
                      Pred > JRA > the rest of u

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by genocidal
                        Holy shit. Navigating through her comments I found a user talking about Naziporn - so naturally I was intrigued. Apparently Naziporn is not pictures of Hitler's one teste but it is a bunch of stupid sluts dressing up like Nazis and doing each other. Who the fuck pops one over this kind of shit?
                        Someone hasn't been reading their Preacher

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                        • #42
                          Speaking of feminism, I got into a tricky situatin eariler today:

                          I walk towards a door, notice there's a woman behind me and decide to be a gentleman and open the door for her, letting her pass before me.

                          She> WTF are you doing, promoting these gender stereotypes
                          Me> Just being polite?
                          She> I'm not going in before you just because I'm a woman
                          Me> (brightest idea ever) I'm not letting you go in first cus you're a woman. I'm doing it because you're older than me
                          She> oh
                          -_-
                          5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                          5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                          5: Da1andonly> =((
                          5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                          5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                          5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                          • #43
                            ahaha! owned her.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Verthanthi
                              Someone hasn't been reading their Preacher
                              Lol Shade wtf?

                              Jeansi: You should have just told her to make you a fucking pie.

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                              • #45
                                Sadly, I couldn't find a scanned image of the reference in question, but there is a woman in that volume who dresses our hero up in nazi paraphanalia and says "FUCK ME HARD AND CALL ME EVA"

                                P.S. Garth Ennis is awesome, read Preacher.

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