I'll give it a shot as I am also intrigued by this.
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The basic plot of the series is an angel has sex with a devil, and the offspring frightens the holy hossanah out of God, who takes off. The offspring then decides to live in deep south preacher Jesse Custer. Jesse goes on to make friends with an Irish vampire and reunite with his girlfriend and tries to track down God.
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sounds like a good read.Originally posted by VerthanthiThe basic plot of the series is an angel has sex with a devil, and the offspring frightens the holy hossanah out of God, who takes off. The offspring then decides to live in deep south preacher Jesse Custer. Jesse goes on to make friends with an Irish vampire and reunite with his girlfriend and tries to track down God.Originally posted by ToneWomen who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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I own all the Preacher comics and they are hands down, some of the most interesting (but fucked up) stories ever. I love 'em. Having the voice of God is such a badass super power.
Originally posted by Squeezersounds like a good read.truth about vets vs noobs [clickable]
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That sounds fucking awesome.Originally posted by VerthanthiThe basic plot of the series is an angel has sex with a devil, and the offspring frightens the holy hossanah out of God, who takes off. The offspring then decides to live in deep south preacher Jesse Custer. Jesse goes on to make friends with an Irish vampire and reunite with his girlfriend and tries to track down God.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Thanks for reviving a dead thread.Originally posted by a21ozcoldcupI own all the Preacher comics and they are hands down, some of the most interesting (but fucked up) stories ever. I love 'em. Having the voice of God is such a badass super power.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
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My main man anduil never sleeps :fear:Originally posted by Anduril.Lol .. I actually even forgot about writing that. But yeh .. I was very bored yesterday at 2am.
Anyway ... I still wouldn't read it. Too long and probably without context. Can someone summarize it please ?4:DEEZ NUTS> geio hopefully u smoke ur last cig right now
4:Geio> yo wont ever happen again
4:Geio> DEEZ?
4:Geio> LOLOL
4:DEEZ NUTS> LOL
4:scoop> cant tell if deez was trying to be a good influence or telling him to die LOL
4:spirit> LOL
4:Geio> LOLOL THINK HE TOLD ME TO DIE
4:Geio> FUCKING DICKHEAD
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Warren Ellis is an overrated prick. Only about half of his work is worth the paper it's printed on. Transmet and Planetary is the only stuff that really shines. Everything else is a reiteration of those earlier works in one form or another. Half of his writing comes from simply reading through the Science Times or whatever rag he gets in England. And don't get me started on his recent work, throwing in only one good issue in every agonizingally slow six-part storyarcs. He even admits he's just writing fill in because the previous writers dropped out. And even though he constantly says he hates doing superhero comics he just doesn't stop. For fuck's sake, he's doing JLA in a couple of months. And I think it's gonna be a tie-in to DC's spectacular fucking superhero buy all our comics you stupid gits event of the year.Originally posted by VerthanthiAnd aim it at the planet like a meat gun. Or an attack womb.
PS - I'm just shitting you, I actually love Warren Ellis and even like his latest superhero work which is getting some flack. Just felt like playing devil's advocate.
PPS - I haven't read Preacher but I fucking hate everything else I've read by Garth Ennis, like his Punisher stuff.
PPPS - I need sleep but I don't have it.I have stopped swimming in the rock pools a few days ago. Now instead of 40 minutes swimming, I substitute it with 40 minutes power walk - usually on the beaches or around the cliffs. Nothing beats burning the fat in the cold wind. Colon minus pee.
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Having just one is a handful in itself. Three would be hell. Think your opinion matters much when you're outvoted three to one? Yeesh, one is enough for me.Originally posted by kitesI wouldn't mind having over three wifes.TWSites.com - TWSites.com Web Hosting Services
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Dockywockywoo... (as lunar would say it) You still have alot to learn it seems! if you got 3 wifes.. you gotta put tha smack down on em! I mean.. if they got 3 votes.. good for them! my vote would count for 4, problem solved. This was my usefull lesson for todayOriginally posted by DoCk>Having just one is a handful in itself. Three would be hell. Think your opinion matters much when you're outvoted three to one? Yeesh, one is enough for me.
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