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  • #76
    Either I'm dumb, or there's some continuity problem with your stork joke there, twerp
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    • #77
      Originally posted by ZeUs!!
      Easily mine
      I heard this joke before I had even heard of Subspace...



      Twerp's last joke is the best..


      I don't get this one: A baby seal walks into a club
      USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
      ---A few minutes later---
      9:cool koen> you scorereseted
      9:Kim> UM
      9:Kim> i didn't
      9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
      9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
      9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
      9:pascone> lol?

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      • #78
        Nailed obviously hadn't
        Originally posted by Facetious
        edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Ewan
          I heard this joke before I had even heard of Subspace...



          Twerp's last joke is the best..


          I don't get this one: A baby seal walks into a club
          cause you're dumb :P
          7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
          1:Rough> is radiation an element?
          8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
          Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
          Piston> I own in belim
          6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass once

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Ewan
            I don't get this one: A baby seal walks into a club
            Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't a group of seals referred to as a club?

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            • #81
              I believe it refers to killing seals, you club them. Therefore the baby seal walked into a club.
              Ronin

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Disliked
                Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't a group of seals referred to as a club?

                Allow me:


                There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Fallen Angel
                  Allow me:


                  That picture makes me sad.
                  "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

                  -RIP Mitch Hedberg

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                  • #84
                    inch: Awwwww inch:
                    Pandagirl!

                    (ph)>12 is just right

                    In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                    1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                    1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                    1:Chao <ER>> at all
                    1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                    1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                    Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                    Chao <ER> - hero

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Squeezer
                      A black guy walks in with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey man, thats pretty cool, where'd you get him?" To which the Parrot responds "I got him in Africa, they're all over the place."

                      I'm just asking to be warned, arent I?
                      you've stolen this from World of Warcraft, it's one of the human jokes when they type /silly except instead of blacks, it's "orcs" and instead of Africa, it's "durotar"

                      ps: dont know if anyone else posted this, 'cus i just read the first page 'till i saw this and felt he needed to be exposed as a joke stealer!
                      ...

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                      • #86
                        or maybe WOW stole their joke from that one?

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Awesome
                          you've stolen this from World of Warcraft, it's one of the human jokes when they type /silly except instead of blacks, it's "orcs" and instead of Africa, it's "durotar"

                          ps: dont know if anyone else posted this, 'cus i just read the first page 'till i saw this and felt he needed to be exposed as a joke stealer!
                          I've never played WOW.
                          Originally posted by Tone
                          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                          • #88
                            How do you circumcize(sp?) a redneck?

                            Kick his sister in the jaw.
                            "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."

                            -RIP Mitch Hedberg

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Disliked
                              Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't a group of seals referred to as a club?
                              A usual way to kill seals is by clubbing them to death. so saying, "a seal walks into a club..." think about it
                              7:Randedl> afk, putting on makeup
                              1:Rough> is radiation an element?
                              8:Rasta> i see fro as bein one of those guys on campus singing to girls tryin to get in their pants $ ez
                              Broly> your voice is like a instant orgasm froe
                              Piston> I own in belim
                              6: P H> i fucked a dude in the ass once

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                              • #90
                                Thank you everyone for reminding me of the cruelty of man.

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