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what's with these women I keep meeting
k so I got this 17 year old girl at work trying to spit some game my way.. I give her smiles, poke fun of her when she leaves herself wide open, try to give her some out of the box knowledge. she starts to fall for me the more she sees me, I can see it,
anyway lil background info on this girl...
she seems like a real slut, you know the type that asks you constantly what you've heard about her, the type thats trying to have 5 guys at one time on the go, always backtracking over her statements, heard she got down with a guy upstairs during work hours and to cover her ass and not get fired, said she was raped, but never said a damn thing to me about it, saying she wants to fuck your brains out and then giggling, the type to be giving every guy cock eyes
anyway we been out once for a coffee and that was it.
I hear from co workers shes sayin, her an I have been out multiple times, acting like we're some kind of couple.. anyhow
she sends me an email and tells me how much shes been thinking about me and how one night she didn't want to leave me
FYI( she came to see me after getting off of work before going out drinking .. which I was invited but I didn't go )
anyway, next day sends me a seperate email apologizing to me saying she was sorry blah blah blah
so I took some time to respond, gotta get the message right, shes made it obviously clear she wants to be with me... so I write her one back, saying how over the brief Time I've known her, Shes contradicted herself many of times, she seems to be playing coy, told me shes allergic to smoke, I smoke ciggerettes and weed, and above all she doesn't poke..
she claims to have been seeing a guy for 2 years, slept with him in the same bed but did nothing,.. how dumb you think I am
so I tell her no way, next day, I see her making out catching a ride from a bellman captain ( sort of nother word for supervisor )... he's twice her age! haha daymn thats funny
anyway, fellas I just want to make it clear to those of you playin the relationship game,
always try to find the best looking girl to be with possible
when you find someone better looking, upgrade and trade her in
if you get rid of a woman cuz she garbage and she tries calling you back saying lets be friends blah blah blah, you don't let the garbage man walk up to your front door, knock on it, and you take it back your bag of garbage now do ya??
always look for someone who makes less money then you, let her pay for herself, you two married? bitch got her own money
if she makes more money then you, she'll feel as if shes better, has the right to order you around... can't have that now can we fellas... you want equal respect, fine, don't give in, you give in once and you can forget about what little control you thought you had in the first place
if its in everyones best interest.. lie, what she doesn't know won't hurt her
if your a horny individual, be single, be honest, never make promises
if she seems like shes coming off as fake, she is... your better off treating them all like shit anyways
just a lil rant while I got some steam to blow off :P
k so I got this 17 year old girl at work trying to spit some game my way.. I give her smiles, poke fun of her when she leaves herself wide open, try to give her some out of the box knowledge. she starts to fall for me the more she sees me, I can see it,
anyway lil background info on this girl...
she seems like a real slut, you know the type that asks you constantly what you've heard about her, the type thats trying to have 5 guys at one time on the go, always backtracking over her statements, heard she got down with a guy upstairs during work hours and to cover her ass and not get fired, said she was raped, but never said a damn thing to me about it, saying she wants to fuck your brains out and then giggling, the type to be giving every guy cock eyes
anyway we been out once for a coffee and that was it.
I hear from co workers shes sayin, her an I have been out multiple times, acting like we're some kind of couple.. anyhow
she sends me an email and tells me how much shes been thinking about me and how one night she didn't want to leave me
FYI( she came to see me after getting off of work before going out drinking .. which I was invited but I didn't go )
anyway, next day sends me a seperate email apologizing to me saying she was sorry blah blah blah
so I took some time to respond, gotta get the message right, shes made it obviously clear she wants to be with me... so I write her one back, saying how over the brief Time I've known her, Shes contradicted herself many of times, she seems to be playing coy, told me shes allergic to smoke, I smoke ciggerettes and weed, and above all she doesn't poke..
she claims to have been seeing a guy for 2 years, slept with him in the same bed but did nothing,.. how dumb you think I am
so I tell her no way, next day, I see her making out catching a ride from a bellman captain ( sort of nother word for supervisor )... he's twice her age! haha daymn thats funny
anyway, fellas I just want to make it clear to those of you playin the relationship game,
always try to find the best looking girl to be with possible
when you find someone better looking, upgrade and trade her in
if you get rid of a woman cuz she garbage and she tries calling you back saying lets be friends blah blah blah, you don't let the garbage man walk up to your front door, knock on it, and you take it back your bag of garbage now do ya??
always look for someone who makes less money then you, let her pay for herself, you two married? bitch got her own money
if she makes more money then you, she'll feel as if shes better, has the right to order you around... can't have that now can we fellas... you want equal respect, fine, don't give in, you give in once and you can forget about what little control you thought you had in the first place
if its in everyones best interest.. lie, what she doesn't know won't hurt her
if your a horny individual, be single, be honest, never make promises
if she seems like shes coming off as fake, she is... your better off treating them all like shit anyways
just a lil rant while I got some steam to blow off :P
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