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  • Work out your age my sex math.

    Just incase you've forgotten how old you are

    YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH


    It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read... You
    might need a small piece of scrap paper for simple addition and subtraction.

    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that
    you would like to have sex. (more than once but
    less than 10)

    2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)


    3. Add 5. (for Sunday)


    4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the
    calculator................


    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
    1755....


    If you haven't, add 1754 ....



    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.



    You should have a three digit number




    The first digit of this was your original number (i.e.,
    how many times you want to have sex each week).




    The next two numbers are .........


    YOUR AGE!
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    cool koen> :)
    PRiMORDiAL> pfft
    cool koen> not because of a bug
    EvoLd> Lol
    Treachery> meh
    EvoLd> why then?
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  • #2
    If it didn't ask for the year I was born I'd be more amazed.

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    • #3
      well i'll be a monkey's uncle!!
      can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Disliked
        If it didn't ask for the year I was born I'd be more amazed.
        Same here
        I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal...

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        • #5
          the people who think they're smart by making these up should die.

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          • #6
            869? If there's any kind of truth in this I'm going to be pretty fucking randy
            Originally posted by Facetious
            edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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            • #7
              Finally it's proven in an empiristic test that Mike isn't suitable to be a rocket scientist.
              5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
              5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
              5: Da1andonly> =((
              5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
              5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
              5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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              • #8
                didnt work...

                and anyone who says under 10 must be a fag

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by hogo
                  didnt work...

                  and anyone who says under 10 must be a fag
                  because gay people aren't physically able to have sex 10 times a week <_<
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Squeezer
                    because gay people aren't physically able to have sex 10 times a week <_<
                    Well, your ass must be really sore if you do it that often unless you want to go broke from buying tons of lube.
                    Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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                    • #11
                      17, wow this thing is a genius. who can explain to me how it works?
                      thread killer

                      Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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                      • #12
                        cool

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                        • #13
                          I agree, when it asked for the year of your birth it kind of ruined it.
                          Pandagirl!

                          (ph)>12 is just right

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                          1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                          1:Chao <ER>> at all
                          1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                          1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                          Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                          Chao <ER> - hero

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ZeUs!!
                            869? If there's any kind of truth in this I'm going to be pretty fucking randy

                            lolololololool

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