best pickup lines

[Superted]

Hey I'm doing a survey on what you think is the worst pick up line, Is it...

• That's a smashing blouse you've got on...

• Nice legs, what time are they open till? OR

• "Hey I'm doing a survey on what...."

Will make them laugh......supposdly.

[IceStorm]

"If I told you .. that you had a hot body would you hold it against me?"
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"Nice Legs when do they open?"

[Edify]

Hey I'm doing a survey on what you think is the worst pick up line, Is it...

• That's a smashing blouse you've got on...

• Nice legs, what time are they open till? OR

• "Hey I'm doing a survey on what...."

Will make them laugh......supposdly.

the blouse one shouldn't even be considered a pickup line.

[Ephemeral]

This one is all about timing...

"Hi, I have to tell you that you have an onion ass."

-- Wait here just long enough for her to think she was just insulted --

"Because every time I look at it, it makes me cry"

[Dragonscale]

Tell me what yo flava?

[Mr. Peanuts]

the blouse one shouldn't even be considered a pickup line.

The whole thing is a pick up line.

[eehh]

"you're so hot that i'd like to suck the last guy you had sex with!"

"i've lost my phonenumber, can i have yours?"

"what do you want for breakfast tomorrow?"

[Malladrin]

"Hi" works best for me.

[SEAL]

A: if you would go on camp, got really drunk and had sex with someone, would you tell anyone?

logical answerB: ughm, no?

A:wanna go on camp?

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A: What's your favorate color?
B: insert color
A: oh that's suits good with your aura

[SEAL]

if your pick up line goes well, and get her into bed. here are some things not to say during sex:

don't tell my husband/wife.
are you trying to be funny?
Did I mention the video camera?
Try breathing through your nose.
Do you accept Visa?
On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
(holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...

[bloodzombie]

if your pick up line goes well, and get her into bed. here are some things not to say during sex:
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you look like my mom

[Squeezer]

A: if you would go on camp, got really drunk and had sex with someone, would you tell anyone?

logical answerB: ughm, no?

A:wanna go on camp?

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A: What's your favorate color?
B: insert color
A: oh that's suits good with your aura

How about this.

person A: Do you know the difference between KFC and a blowjob?
Person B: No.
Person A: Wanna go on a picnic this weekend?

[PH]

Oh shit, I said that to Ezor. Does that mean I'm secretly gay?

[Anduril.]

This one almost made me choke in my sandwich !!

You make my software turn to hardware!

A: I feel so special tonight ...
B: Why is that ?
A: I have never spoken to an angel before.

rofl .. hate those. No girl would actually fall for any of these .. they're just all sooooooo old. Heard them all before. You gotta invent something fresh, new and original to get the girl on top of you.
I've never used shit like that ... got other ways of impressing the girl. -_-
Using sentences like that only make you look like some desperate computer nerd. Sorry

[kites]

"Hi, wanna go take to a bar and I will take 10 beers, then u will seem semi-hot and we make sex? :fear: "

I think that sums your intelligence up very well.