best pickup lines

[Mr. Peanuts]

Or you could actually fuck all that shit off and try making conversation.

[Squeezer]

Or you could actually fuck all that shit off and try making conversation.

too hard.

[Send]

LOL

[SEAL]

you look like my mom

says the one who actually does look like a girl

[duel pasta]

"Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes"

[Kim]

On a serious note, guys that look like girls a bit are considered CUTE, so it isn't exactly a downfall.

To other guys, yes

[Sarien]

"I'm worth 82 million dollars, I have a heart condition, and I'm easily frightened."

[scumbag]

"I'm worth 82 million dollars, I have a heart condition, and I'm easily frightened."

boo

[bloodzombie]

says the one who actually does look like a girl

Is it the huge nose, or the giant adams apple?

[Ilya]

i told some girl i'd like to bomb her pearly harbor.

she said "thats cute"

:wub:

[Zabuza]

"Hi, I am Zabuza and i will be blatantly obvious with you, i want to get into your pants"

[GoldenPlums]

"Hi, I am Zabuza and i will be blatantly obvious with you, i want to wear your pants"

Well that's very honest but it needs a little work.

First off, cut the honesty. An honest bloke to a woman is like a ticking time bomb. She hasn't spent years developing an elaborate web of intrigue and exageration and a house of cards of mystique and half-truths just for some dumb bloke to come along and spoil everything. In this way, and in many others, a woman is like a master criminal. You have to play her game, and in this game she is the spider and you are the fly. I like to call her... the fox.

Welcome to the power struggle. The ultimate battle of mind against crotch. Your job: to make her want to get into your pants more than you want to get into her's. For obvious reasons this is very very difficult but it can be done.

[SaucyKing]

Nice pants, let's fuck.

[Kawrae]

if your pick up line goes well, and get her into bed. here are some things not to say during sex:

don't tell my husband/wife.
are you trying to be funny?
Did I mention the video camera?
Try breathing through your nose.
Do you accept Visa?
On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
(holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing
about...

Hahahahahahahhahhh :P
I must try those

[Ewan]

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?