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  • #61
    "Hello." And the girl will instantly be swept off her feet because I'm talking to her.
    Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Ewan
      Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
      that made me chuckle :turned:

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Bilbo
        "Hello." And the girl will instantly be swept off her feet because I'm talking to her.
        That, and because you're offering her a My Little Pony doll.

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        • #64
          I expected this threads "views" to be alot higher

          hmmm
          Reinstate Sarien
          ph> AND THEN ME AND THE PLOINKIES WILL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL CRUFFER FOR TEA AND WONKETS

          Hal Wilker> Need I look recall the statement? And Suh.. control ya ho

          "no, it's Monday, which of course means it's ethnic day, so ill be going with Rosalita"

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Troll King
            That, and because you're offering her a My Little Pony doll.
            I lost my puppy, could you help me find it? I think it's somewhere in my Trench coat.

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            • #66
              After last night's shenanigans, I have found that having a sense of humor can get you all the poon you need. And a good credit card.
              Originally posted by Tone
              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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              • #67
                "I think Heaven's missing an angel.... because you've got nice cans"

                -heard it in a movie or something <_< haven't the guts to try it out
                Last edited by BleakFuture; 04-26-2005, 04:27 PM.
                I really do like pie

                Aos> im a freelance Gynecologist

                GHB>I AM ANGRY ON THE INTERNETf

                Matchbot1> You can't challenge your own squad, silly :P

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by BleakFuture
                  "I think Heaven's missing an angel.... because you've got nice cans"

                  -heard it in a movie <_< haven't the guts to try it out
                  Thats from Futurama.

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                  • #69
                    "F*ck me if i'm wrong, but is your name Cliffard?"
                    Crunchy Nut>Were u a fudgepacker at Sainsbury's during Work experience?
                    Shadow_Fox>No, I was shoving dishwashers around at Curry's
                    Crunchy Nut>Do u know what a fudgepacker is?
                    Shadow_Fox>Duh! I am older than u
                    Crunchy Nut>Well u act just as immature
                    Shadow_Fox>But I hav more body hair then u

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                    • #70
                      I wouldn't use that one on the off chance that it actually might be.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Troll King
                        I wouldn't use that one on the off chance that it actually might be.
                        That'd be one ugly woman.

                        Or one hotass man.
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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