best pickup lines

[Zabuza]

"Hi, wanna go take to a bar and I will take 10 beers, then u will seem semi-hot and we make sex? :fear: "

[GoldenPlums]

"Hi, wanna go take to a bar and I will take 10 beers, then u will seem semi-hot and we make sex? :fear: "

That does it for me.

Get your coat big boy.

[Edify]

http://linesthataregood.com/

some funny lame ones...
-If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick.
-Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
-You make my software turn to hardware!

thanks google, i use u everyday.

[Send]

"You have the right to remain sexy, a search is involved"

[SaucyKing]

Nice ankles...why don't you invite your pants down?

[fLaReD]

sleepy i dont think i've seen that episode but i love family guy, i'll have to d/l it.

[Exotic]

hello i like your forehead

[Squeezer]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can totally see myself in your pants.

And from Eurotrip (I give props where props are due)

Geez, That shirt looks horrible on you. You know what, you should take it off.

[Torn Wing]

You can call Me Fred Flinstone, cause Im sure to make your Bed rock.
Nice Shoes wannk fCK.
GET OUT THIS THE PART JUST FOR THE MEN.

[Sleepy Weasel]

sleepy i dont think i've seen that episode but i love family guy, i'll have to d/l it.

It's the one where they think about having another baby.

[Krusnik]

really you mean the one with stewie and his contraption and the sperm fight? I've seen it so much yet i can't remember it. But i can imagine him saying something like that. gigity gigity gigadi Dear Diary Jackpot

[Wil]

http://linesthataregood.com/

-You make my software turn to hardware!

hahaha, ive never laughed so hard. The perfect nerd chatup line ^-^

[Jeansi]

Person 1: Did it hurt?
Person 2: Did what hurt?
Person 1: When you fell from heaven.

Creepy, I read that in a book just 2 hours ago





I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

[ZeUs!!]

Hi

[Jeansi]

No wonder you never get laid mike...