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  • #76
    This is quite a long-shot... anyways

    There is this girl I dated once or twice some year ago whom I met some weeks ago again at a party. The reason we didn't date longer the first time was that she'd just broken up with her former boyfriend and didn't feel like she was ready to meet someone else again so soon after.
    Anyhow, at this party she kind of was hitting on me and we went home to my place after. (ok she might seem slutty but that's not the case, she's really sweet actually ) Then we met again a few days later at my place.
    So we keep contact and she sais she would like to see me again, to go out or something. Thing is she's wasn't living in my town then but were moving here about the 20th of April, this is the date we agree upon to see each other. When this day comes I call her an hour or so before we are supposed to see each others and she sais she cannot come, because she hasn't finished moving all her stuff. I say that it is ok, and she sais she'll call me again and we'll see each other some other time. Now the thing is, she hasn't called yet, and I haven't called her because I think it's her job to do if she wants to see me.
    Tonight I'm going to another party and I will probably meet her there. So the question is what to do? If she's still interested, why hasn't she called?

    If anyone of you come up with some good explanation, good advice or anything I will post here later on how it went.

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    • #77
      She hasn't called because secretly she's a man, and men don't call.

      Or something.

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      • #78
        No, I can confirm that she's a woman.

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        • #79
          You better go confirm it right away!
          6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off

          Originally posted by Dreamwin
          3 league vet

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          • #80
            you're an animal malla!
            Originally Posted by HeavenSent
            You won't have to wait another 4 years.
            There wont be another election for president.
            Obama is the Omega President.
            http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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            • #81
              That's overstating it I think, although women just use me for my body. inch:

              Although, I know now that she will come, cause I called her. So probably she wanted me to contact her... that silly woman. Men chasing women, so yesterday. :P

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              • #82
                I didn't read this post.... but ... I think alot of people with bad self-image are just scared of pussy.


                FACT: if u don't play computer games ---> u'd get laid more

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                I got a 22 yr old Italian girl from Long Island... and she owns her own Mustang and apartment. No strings attached. Why buy the cow when the milk is free?
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                • #83
                  because sometimes the milk goes sour and runs off with your best friend, or something.
                  The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                  Originally posted by Richard Creager
                  All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                  • #84
                    Milk's only free if you're a shoplifter anyway (or for Rosstones: IF YO DA SHOPLIFTA)
                    Originally posted by Facetious
                    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                    • #85
                      Fo' Sure!
                      fo' shizzle.. innit safe word!

                      and all that shit ... :P

                      On another note.. i found myself a new guy :wub: yay me
                      STARKITTY
                      A White Mage


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                      • #86
                        you should blow him today.
                        The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                        Originally posted by Richard Creager
                        All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Fit of Rage
                          If a chick doesn't like nachos, then she better be putting out a whole lot because that's just not gonna fly.

                          Nachos & cheese/Tortilla chips & salsa are absofuckinglutely essential in a good relationship.

                          Right on!!! B)


                          Right now I'm dating the most awesome girl ever...she also doesn't agree with sex before marriage (same as me, which is good), but I can totally see things working out with her very well as she is practically my dream girl, so I'll wait for marriage as I can totally see it happening with her :wub: .

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                          • #88
                            i'm going to a party tonight, where i'll probably get loaded and have sex with my ex girlfriend again.

                            Uh, how many times are you allowed to have sex with your ex before it's 'wrong' ? I think i'm past the limit


                            P.S. Still gonna nail her.
                            The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                            Originally posted by Richard Creager
                            All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                            • #89
                              As long as you aren't married or committed or stupid shit, nail her until she's dead.
                              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Nickname
                                i'm going to a party tonight, where i'll probably get loaded and have sex with my ex girlfriend again.

                                Uh, how many times are you allowed to have sex with your ex before it's 'wrong' ? I think i'm past the limit


                                P.S. Still gonna nail her.
                                I think its straight as long as both of you are single. And even if you're not, because lets face it, you're not going to be this young and irresponsible all that long.
                                TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                                TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                                TelCat> i dont

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