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  • #91
    Originally posted by Rosstones: FACT: if u don't play computer games ---> u'd get laid more

    That's not true in all cases, ya know
    Originally Posted by HeavenSent
    You won't have to wait another 4 years.
    There wont be another election for president.
    Obama is the Omega President.
    http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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    • #92
      Abby and I will have been together for 15 months on May 14th, even though we're "on break" until she gets shit sorted out(she has a ton of stress in her life, family related mostly) though she's told me several times that she still loves me and 'm the only one she wants to be with, she just needs to work out her life. She doesn't want to have sex before marriage(scratch that, she wants to, but doesn't think it's right) and I totally respect her for it, because she is very much worth the wait.

      Bored, thought 'd post, sorry for no party or how many times I get laid stories

      "There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
      .Halo.

      Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.

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      • #93
        Me and my girlfriend have been together for about 13 months now. The only thing shitty about our relationship is that we're both still in school, and we dont get all that much time to see each other outside school. Plus her parents are really strict, i only got to stay the night at her house for the first time last month. And we went to bed at 9:30 sharp, on opposite sides of the house. And there's no way she's staying at my house while her parents still live. Plus she's kinda under a lot of stress lately, family troubles and the like....

        Ok, i guess theres a few things that are shitty. Oh well.


        Now for a witty comment!
        Originally posted by Malladrin
        No, I can confirm that she's a woman.
        No, you can just confirm that she WAS one the last time you saw her....
        ~~~
        LiL_LaDy> otts a pussylicker
        OTT24> lil's a lollipop sucker
        Kharnor> I like puppies
        LiL_LaDy> ..
        LiL_LaDy> ew

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Bioture
          I think its straight as long as both of you are single. And even if you're not, because lets face it, you're not going to be this young and irresponsible all that long.
          she cheated on her ex with me, because she was stupid to go out with him anyways. We went out for 3 1/2 years and after a short period she wnet out with this guy, not because she wanted to but because they're good friend she thoguht she sdhould (women are so stupid) and of course it ended poorly, what with me eating her out and having sex with her and all, and now shes trying to fix that friendship.

          Moral of the story, women are dumb.
          The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

          Originally posted by Richard Creager
          All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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          • #95
            Originally posted by Mulkero
            You can't
            LOL Even one day feels like a year
            -Kawrae

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            • #96
              is this the thread to talk about relationship problems
              Last edited by Ilya; 05-06-2005, 05:58 PM.
              can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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              • #97
                theres this girl i've been taking pictures of and i invited her to my house for coffee and she walked into my room and saw pictures of herself all over my wall and now she's playing hard to get

                what should i do
                can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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                • #98
                  say this to her:

                  "be interesting or be naked"
                  jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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                  • #99
                    I still prefer "put out or get out"
                    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
                    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
                    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

                    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

                    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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                    • #100
                      I used this tonight

                      "Look, i'm sure you're a nice girl and all but i'm just not interested in a relationship. If you want to give me a bj in the bathroom thats fine, but thats as far as i'll let this go"

                      She actually looked like she was considering it, until her friend called me a jerk. WHY AM I A JERK? I SAVED HER FROM BEING WITH A GUY WHO DIDN'T CARE!
                      The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                      Originally posted by Richard Creager
                      All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                      • #101
                        Originally posted by Nickname
                        I used this tonight

                        "Look, i'm sure you're a nice girl and all but i'm just not interested in a relationship. If you want to give me a bj in the bathroom thats fine, but thats as far as i'll let this go"

                        She actually looked like she was considering it, until her friend called me a jerk. WHY AM I A JERK? I SAVED HER FROM BEING WITH A GUY WHO DIDN'T CARE!
                        because you asked her to suck you off in a bathroom.
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                        • #102
                          At least he didn't say, "hey i'll marry you if you fuck me right now."

                          then he would be lying.
                          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                          • #103
                            Originally posted by Kharnor

                            Now for a witty comment!

                            No, you can just confirm that she WAS one the last time you saw her....
                            Actually I've confirmed two nights in a row that she's still a woman.

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                            • #104
                              Originally posted by Squeezer
                              because you asked her to suck you off in a bathroom.
                              I didn't ask her too, I stated that that was all i'd let happen.

                              On an unrelated note, when I said i'd nail my ex, I didn't, it was a bj.
                              The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                              Originally posted by Richard Creager
                              All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                              • #105
                                I've always got my hand, it's never failed to dissapoint.
                                it makes me sick when i think of it, all my heroes could not live with it so i hope you rest in peace cause with us you never did

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