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  • I'm in love with a lesbian. Please harass me.

    I need the icy waters of reality to be doused on my face, plz. :noexpress:

    Have at it.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by jesus=terrorist
      I need the icy waters of reality to be doused on my face, plz. :noexpress:

      Have at it.
      girls that kiss girls can do awesome tricks with their tongue
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      • #4
        do you play football and basketball with her?
        can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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        • #5
          Heh, nah. But her friends did invite me to their softball game.

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          • #6
            It's best to forget about her or the pain will only get worse, and no, you won't be able to make her 'see the light'.

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            • #7
              punch her then rape her then kill her then kill yourself -_-
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              • #8
                It has fallen greater men than thou, I recommend running while you still have legs.
                sage

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jesus=terrorist
                  Heh, nah. But her friends did invite me to their softball game.
                  Is fucking her friends an option? Or are they "butch" :turned:
                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by GHB
                    punch her then rape her then kill her then kill yourself -_-
                    rofl, wtf? tad extreme
                    Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

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                    oNe-t> YEAH
                    nopcode> before going out
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                      Is fucking her friends an option? Or are they "butch" :turned:
                      Heh, fucking her friends is an option, but really not an option I'm interested in right now. I am into her, not her friends. Hence, my dilema.

                      But to answer your question, yea. A couple of them are quite butch. However, there are some that are pretty hot.

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                      • #12
                        word on the street is that lesbians are in to analsex if you get actually can get them to bed.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jesus=terrorist
                          Heh, fucking her friends is an option, but really not an option I'm interested in right now. I am into her, not her friends. Hence, my dilema.

                          But to answer your question, yea. A couple of them are quite butch. However, there are some that are pretty hot.
                          Best thing you can do is focus on other girls, stressing over a lesbian won't get you anywhere.
                          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by I shouldnt be here
                            word on the street is that lesbians are in to analsex if you get actually can get them to bed.

                            word on the street is your a douchebag

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                            • #15
                              Dress up like a chick and wear makeup. And don't forget to stuff your bra.
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