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Originally posted by jesus=terrorist
Small world.
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You too??
Small world.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
I don't wear jewelry.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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lol, ive also seen people at a Star Wars convention wearing bands in support of alien probal rape :POriginally posted by jesus=terroristJarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night
nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
oNe-t> YEAH
nopcode> before going out
funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it
MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him dailyComment
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I bought one so i could support the fighting of aids in Africa.... but now you make me sound like a consumer whore.
duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole
Mattey> put me in corch
zidane> go kf urself porkComment
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Wow nice Bigwig.
I loved the suggestions for how to "wear" them. Around a pet's collar?? wtfComment
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I had a wristband that said TWLB but one morning I woke up with not much memory of last night and it was nowhere to be found.
nerdy huh?5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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IlyaZ you just had toOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife.
I know it's not funny the second time (if it ever was), but I just had to :fear:5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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Why would I want to eliminate poverty? I need cheap labor to manufacture my products for .03 cents a day.
I'm gonna wear a green bracelet to promote poverty.Comment
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you so bad dudeOriginally posted by jesus=terroristJarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night
nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
oNe-t> YEAH
nopcode> before going out
funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it
MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him dailyComment
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You can buy ones from Burton that say "Whatever".
The funny thing about the poverty one, it looks like you've got the anti-racism one (white + black entwined) and cut off the black one.USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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remember pogs?Originally posted by Ewan
Those were trendy too.Originally posted by ToneComment
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I had a Venom slammer pogOriginally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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I want an "I'm a bully" band>o-/\/\mmmmmmmmmm/-<o<<-<Comment
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