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    Dear Priitk,

    I have been a good boy.

    It really wasn't my fault what happened at pointman's Christmas party.
    It was kewlair who spiked the punch with too much coke. I can't help
    it if I drank 02313637 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted
    just like candy.

    I thought it was funny when I put kewlair's hat on my head and danced
    the tango on the chair while singing `summer'. I didn't mean to break
    pointman's computer and don't know why pointman would sue me for
    cheating.

    I don't remember calling kewlair's wife a cow---even though she looked
    like one with blue eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

    And when I threw up on julia's husband's leg, it was only because I
    ate too much of that hamburger.

    After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on
    my way home and drove my volvo through my neighbor's toilet. I don't
    think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cheater and
    have me banned for speedhack!

    So, priitk...here I sit in my room, banned, all sad and unhappy. And
    I'm really not to blame for any of this crappy stuff. Please bring me
    what I want the most--- power over all the zones!

    mr.art.nu (Really a nice boy!)

    P.S. It's only power

  • #2
    Useless Crap

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    • #3
      can we please have a moment for silence for those who died from black on black violence

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      • #4
        what the hell???
        thread killer

        Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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        • #5
          1:exquisite> nvm for jd, brb throwin my dog in the dumpster

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          • #6
            this thread made me very sad and brought tears into my eyes
            YOU ARE THE 1,000,000,000TH VISITOR IN MY SIG!
            Click here to receive your price!

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            • #7
              If only he wrote it himself...

              It's a progam :/ http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html

              here mine

              Dear Santa,

              I have been a good Boy.

              It really wasn't my fault what happened at Mikael's Christmas party. It was Frankie who spiked the punch with too much Beer. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Ass.

              I thought it was funny when I put Stephane's Underpant on my head and danced the Waltz on the Chair while singing `Live and let die'. I didn't mean to break Mikael's computer and don't know why Mikael would sue me for stealing.

              I don't remember calling Paul's wife a Kick Sheep---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and black lipstick!

              And when I threw up on Bernadette's husband's Penis, it was only because I ate too much of that apple.

              After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my warthog through my neighbor's chimney. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a eat hippo and have me arrested for rape!

              So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all fuck and masturbate. And I'm really not to blame for any of this kill stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

              Sincerely and Killed yours,
              Kevin (Really a nice Boy!)

              P.S. It's only 12789169763987162398745 bucks!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Zabuza
                If only he wrote it himself...

                It's a progam :/
                Were you honestly entertaining the possibility he had wrote it himself?
                Originally posted by Facetious
                edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                • #9
                  I quickly glanced at Zabuza's user title and thought to myself "Wow, the mods finally cracked down on the retard." Then I noticed the spaces. I never wanted to feed myself the barrel of a shotgun so badly in my life.
                  Originally posted by Tone
                  It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                  Originally posted by the_paul
                  Gargle battery acid fuckface
                  Originally posted by Material Girl
                  I tried downloading a soundcard

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                  • #10
                    i made the funniest one ever... but i used sum racist words in it -_- IM me at SxesincerelyHxc or im me at sxesincerelyhxc@aol.com if u wanna read it... its worth it ^-^


                    for sum reason it feals like im dealing drugs :fear:

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                    • #11
                      not funny.
                      Originally posted by Tone
                      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                      • #12
                        Stylez was funny.

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                        • #13
                          no one's named little johnny any more
                          Originally posted by turmio
                          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                          Originally posted by grand
                          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                          • #14
                            except for little johnny.

                            Originally posted by Disliked
                            Imagine a world without morals... it would be like the tw community
                            +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                              no one's named little johnny any more
                              No, they're named Big Johnny now.

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