Confessional thread

[ZeUs!!]

Much like grouphug.us, none of them have to be true:

I'm Pete Doherty's dealer
I use my immense profits to fix African elections
I like to get slightly drunk and walk around the house pretending I'm fucked off my tits like Nikki Sixx
I just went to wipe a mark off the window with my feet and smeared a fly up the window (actually true)

[scumbag]

"I went to Pakistan and ended up sucking off my own camel. I feel worthless and ashamed . "

this guy needs to stop getting out and going places, the opposite to what most people need

[Superted]

Some of these have to be untrue, or at least I hope they are.

[Ewan]

I once masturbated and came on my cat.

[Exotic]

i pick my nose and eat it.

[Voth]

I once masturbated and came on my cat.

You mean you came into a bowl and she drank it thinking it was milk.

[PrOnEsSim]

You mean you came into a bowl and she drank it thinking it was milk.

hahahah

My girlfriend was sucking my kobab(spelling?), she was blind folded and told her that it was a kobab and when i tooked off the blind fold she then realized it was my penis.

[Ilya]

i was playing with myself a minute ago but not anymore

[RoDNeY]

. . .

[ZeUs!!]

I just listened to the entirity of the song 'Word Up' without changing the station

[NaiLed]

The biggest moth I've ever seen just flew into my room and I legged it out as fast as I could like a big sissy (it flew out again)

[ZeUs!!]

I promised myself I'd stay dry for the summer and I'm sitting here drinking. While its only 3 beers and its not alcoholism, its still fucking sad (true)

[Hero*]

i pick my nose and eat it.

that makes 2 of us, is this bad for my health though?

[Mr. Peanuts]

I just scanned a logo off my queens of the stone age t-shirt for an MSN display pic.

[Ilya]

i used to feed my dog my boogers