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"There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
.Halo.
Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.
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Originally posted by Not ThiXhow in g*ds name could an army beat a Balrog if its completely fire and shadow? how does one touch upon such a thing?1;JeBu> i thougt kid did teached how to robber banks
1;Deluge> LOOOOOOOOL JEBU
1;Deluge> LOOOOOOOOL JEBU
1;Deluge> LOOOOOOOOL JEBU
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Originally posted by SpiderMageActually Sarien, if you watch the Appendicies on the Extended DVDs, htye mention that reference as well, because Tolkien was indeed a devote Catholic.
It doesn't matter if he was a devout catholic or not, because believe it or not, even halfway intelligent devout christians don't have to inject god into every single corner of what they see or do."Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
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Originally posted by SarienYeah, and Peter Jackson isn't a tubby cocksucker, either. I don't particularly care for the movies either, especially that last one. So, yes, I would still tend to laugh and make fun of any person that's going to say the lord of the rings is some sort of allegory for Jebus Christ and the bible.
It doesn't matter if he was a devout catholic or not, because believe it or not, even halfway intelligent devout christians don't have to inject god into every single corner of what they see or do.
And I prefer the books to the movies, but I thought the movies were good, even with the changes, because LotR is an extremely hard book to turn into a movie.
"There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"
.Halo.
Y'know... if you were any stupider, I swear death by laughter would be a real medical occurance.
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Originally posted by SpiderMagebut the Silmarillion mirrors the Bible very closely, thanks to Tolkien being a devote Catholic. Illuvatar is the name of God, Melkor would be Lucifer, Manwe would probably be the Archangel Gabriel or another of the high ranking Angels and is brother to Melkor."Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
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Wait, so does a little bit of Jesus die every time I eat a french fry?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by Liquid BlueWait, so does a little bit of Jesus die every time I eat a french fry?
This was about 6 months ago, and I was in town in the library getting some stuff for a paper I had to write, and my flatmate texts me asking where I am and would I like to go for a curry? I said yes and they said that it was cheap curry night in the union - the building which I was standing next to. So I went into the union and waited for them to get there. While I was sitting there my ex-girlfriend walked past and as per usual a little bit of me died on the inside. Then they got there and we went upstairs to where the curry was happening... and she was there. Along with the rest of the Portsmouth University Christian Union. I panicked and ran straight to the bar, where I stood for 30 mins waiting for the God Squad to disperse so we could have our curry. Then my flatmate (who's a vicar's son) told me what I was fearing: it was a God Squad Curry. Not that I'm amazingly anti-religious, its just that cults and stuff like that scare me, and I don't want to be converted while I'm enjoying a nice Tikka Masala. I had to be pulled from the bar literally by my ankles, with my fingernails digging into the bar and scratching grooves on the surface. I then spent the evening texting people frantically with the message 'please please text back I've goto t look busy and avoid eye contact' and pretending I got more than the 7 or so replies that I actually did, thus making me extraordinarily busy. Then they stopped the curry for another prayer and everyone had to question their faith. Thats when we splitOriginally posted by Facetiousedit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)
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You crazy kid, you.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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