Wtf is up with Fins competing for girlfriend carrying?

[Subjugation]

I was watching the DailyShow and noticed some unpronouncable city in Finland that starts with an "S" holds an annual girlfriend carrying contest.

I know we have a large Fin representation, so plz. For the love of Christ...Explain yourselves. :noexpress

[Lucon]

Ve carry ze girlfriends four our mahscles.

[Theif of Time]

I nominate paper bag head for forum whore '05.

[Miku19]

Since we lose at everything else nowadays, we have to make up our own sports. Seems like we're losing the exclusiveness of "eukonkanto" (the sport we're talking about) with Dennis Rodman having entered the competition. All the tabloids are filled with stories about women wanting to be chosen by him, just to be carried. Some even claim they've had sex with Rodman, "but still I'm not good enough for him ". It's just pathetic.

[Subjugation]

Wow, the girls in Finland sound desperate. Hmm, ?go Travelocity...

[Jeansi]

The place is called sonkajärvi by the way

That dennis rodman dude faded at last second clamining he had some fucking knee injury or something.






Also, we have funky competitions such as the official World Championships of badeing in a sauna and the WC of Swamp Football:

[Mulkero]

Our women can't walk at all and the whole land is a huge swamp. At winters, the polar bears are crawling all over the place.


Edit: Fixed an error

[Jeansi]

oh yes I forgot the polar bears, my bad.

[Ilya]

i am offended by this "fins" abbreviation.

do your thing, kim

[PredatoR_FNM]

Yeah, its Finn's

[scumbag]

and i thought extreme ironing was a weird sport

[Mulkero]

Finns* :c

[ZeUs!!]

I'm going to start deleting lucon's replies

[Fit of Rage]

Yeah, its Finn's

But there's only one "n" when you drop the "land" from Finland. Shouldn't it be "Finnland?"

[Lucon]

i am offended by this "fins" abbreviation.

do your thing, kim

IlyaZ, you rock.