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USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
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"im not allowed to date till im 30"Big ChillComment
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offtopic a bit, my friend was walkin across the street one day and saw these couple of real cute girls, so he tripped and fell and then they asked him 'are you alright?' and he said 'how about you give me your number and ill call you later and tell you'
good pickup line imo :PGirl if it's alright,
100%.Comment
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A- the friend was you
B - no, it wasn't a good one.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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stop being a wiseass, i was just trying to tell a simple story and meant no harm. and no, it wasnt meGirl if it's alright,
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my friend did that on his skateboard before, but not to pick up chicks, just wanted to see peoples reactions.
we were laughing as he fell on purpose, abd the girls called us horrible people for laughing. then told my friend off for skateboarding. :mellow:duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole
Mattey> put me in corch
zidane> go kf urself porkComment
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Are you inside me?Comment
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fixedOriginally posted by Broly
good pickup line imho (in my honest opinion)Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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*disgusted look*
"Get your own phone number!"
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++Originally posted by DislikedComment
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"ur out of my league", i get this all the time B)tmaC> 1:fireballz> im the greatest coordinator of all time
capE> lucky he didnt say captain
capE> LOL BURN
Tapzu> tamzu vleane, we all know tou copied that nick from me
1:merce> ima go take a shower and try to suk my own dick
9:Fludd> guys, i want u all to know something..
9:megaman89> fludd go play monopoly with children and dome
1:Kentaro> nice gay name elven
1:Kentaro> suits you well
1:PUTAO> fuk urself fuk emo, ur mother suck mu penis all day screaming my nameComment
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Yes.Originally posted by jesus=terroristMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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"our chemistry doesn't work" ..haha, Horgh used that once.
EDIT: the idiot girl kicked him in his balls after that :/http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/Originally Posted by HeavenSent
You won't have to wait another 4 years.
There wont be another election for president.
Obama is the Omega President.Comment
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"da1andlonely"
ouch5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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an australian saying dull and lonely? aww sorry for you.Originally posted by JeansiLoPIST> i have tons of leet freindsComment
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